Friday, January 15, 2010

Tila Tequila

I´m so sad for you.

First she got shit for everything, then she got shit for something else, then for the engagement. Her wify falled asleep and Tila went out on Twitter and other forums to talk about it, she got shit for that.

Give the girl a fockin break.

I feel so for you Tila.
I lost my wife 3 weeks after our marriage (her sister actually did hold onto the ceremony). I also wanted to talk with people online and got shit, people was so extremely rude (still got comments about that) 3 years since now, and still getting hatred and shit for it.
I can´t believe the things you are going trough. Just checked the "interview" on your youtube account where this "police woman" started to ask you this stupid questions.

I feel so upset and ashamed about what humans can do to each other. I sneak in once in a while to your account on youtube and see the hatred from people putting comments, it makes me cry.

Stay strong Tila. You have thousands of true fans supporting you.
Never forget Tila, Always remember.

pekinobo

The wrestler

Nope, this aint a movie review of The wrestler. This is a story I wrote for a forum.
Rate comment, whatever, or simply don´t.
Take note that this is a perverted wrestler and nudity is in the story.

They enter the ring in their lingeries, I stand alone in the ring and the start
to trashtalk me; We gonna destroy you you sick perverted freak.
I climb up on the ropes, to get the audience cheering for me... but one of the
female wrestlers got an good hold on my foot. She slams me to the floor and just
1/2 second later another attack...kablam. A leg drop right between my legs.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that hurts....
The audience cheering for a quick finisher the teams special; Rub a rub silicon
dub. Where One of them slaps her silicons in the opponents face. After that the
opponent becomes so dizzy that a powerbomb is done and a legdrop, and a kick to
the balls, while one has her fat ass in my face...

And I was prepared for it all.
I know this Could happen if I wasn�t quick enough.
So, I made the light go out in the arena.
Quickly I took my dark vision glasses on me and tied one after the other and
put a gigantic ballgag in everyones mouth.

Let There Be Light, I said with an triumphent voice. And all vas tied up, half
stripped of their clothes and ballga....hey wait a minute there is one more
here...... it it IT IS ANGELA FONG, CHAE AN, CORI NADINE and DINA AL SABAH(who
is not any wrestlers) GAIL KIM AND LENA YADA....they all have a sadistic smile
upon their faces.....
Is this it for poor pekinobo?

Lena Yada was the first one to attack.. but, she didn´t attack me.
Lora was the one who got her ass slapped, SMACK. SMACK Lena knew what she was
doing and she loved the sound of her hand smacking that ass. SMACK, another one,
SMACK... Lora wimped and cryed out... MMMH MMMMMMMMFFFH with that ballgag in her
mouth.

Cassie did gat a big turn on by Lenas hand smacking the ass of her wrestling
team mate. But in order to be a protective functional team mate she kicked and
shouted to Lena.. Chae did soon enough got an hold of Cassies legs. Leg drop
her, she shouted to Gail who have climbed up on the top rope. Poor Cassie was
about to recieve a powerfull legdrop from Gail Kims sexy silky brown legs...
KABLAM, right over her big silicons. Hah.. said Dina, Let me powerbomb her.

Dina lifted up Cassie in the air like she was a doll. Cassie kicked and tried to
be free...MMMMMMMFFFFH...
Out of nowhere Cori came flying trough the air and made a dropkick on Cassies
boobs, Dina was still holding her like a doll.
SMACK....SMACK. Loras ass really got the beting and Lena did enjoy it.
SPLATT!!! The powerbomb from Dina made the audience gasp for air. It was so
powerfull.

Dina turned her head against pekinobo and blinked her eye, that was the signal.
First to go down by a dropkick to the chest was Gail.
Dina then put a sleephold on Cori and pekinobo pulled Coris top of and started
to lick her nipples...

Let her go! Let her go! Shouted Chae and came to the rescue... once again the
light in the arena was shut down.

The audience was stunned and silenced. You could hear a absolutely nothing..
beside some sounds like wrrr strtch chhhhhhhhhk chk...
what was that sound. The light seemed to be out forever, people started to
mumble silently to eachother "what is that sound?"....shhhhh hush someone
replied, listen...it sounds like...
wrrrrr.....chhhhhkkk chhhhhhhhk..
The unbareable silence, the audience was litterly on their toes, they wanted so
badly to know, they all tought they recognised that
sound..cccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhk chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhk... could it really be?
No... some people started to smile, thinking. No, they wouldn�t do that...or
would they?

chhhhhhhhhkkkkkk chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkk. .....and then it stopped.
The silence was terrifying, the tense in the air, what was the audience about to
see when the light came back on. If the light would come back on. It had to come
back on. They.......

KABLASH!!!!
The sound of the spotlight chocked the audience, now it was such a bright light,
to bright, after minutes in total darkness and now in bright light - no one
could see anything, just the fuckin�light. they all glimpsed with their eyes,
all aroused and their nervs was about to give them headache. Would they see what
they all tought they was gonna see, that sound....chhhhhhhhhhhhhhk it could
only meen one thing. And it did.

Slowly some could actually see something in the ring, the first gasp broke the
total silence, then another gasp and another....then more. They all saw what
their wildest dreams hade made up in their heads... but to see it.. it was,
beautiful.
Now their eyes had adjusted to the light and they all saw....
what you gonna find out in the final chapter.


They all saw the same thing.
No one actually dared to believe their eyes or even think any further when they
heard that sound.. chhhhhhhhhhhhhhk.
That sound that now when they saw what have happened in the ring it all became
so clear, so obvious now.

Lena Yada, Cori Nadine, Gail kim, Chae An - they have all get their tiny tight
dresses totally ripped apart. They where nude, taped with silver tape they lied on
the floor with wide open eyes. Dina who now had a whip in her hand said with her
sexy voice; Who gonna get a taste of this whip first? Maby you Cori? Your big
soft boobs sure need some whipping hmm..
or maby I take you Lena... or maby you Chae.... then Dina went silenced...the
audince went silenced aswell. Everyone, including Gail knew that she was the
only one left. Dina slowly turned to gail with a sadistic smile, or maby... you?
Dina put her head on the side and licked her own lips... Dina was a badass and
she so got turned on by this. Gail started to roll around in the ring, trying
anything to get out of there.
Dina went down on all four and crawled slowly to Gail.

Meanwhile pekinobo had got company by.. well, let�s call him M. They had talked
over msn and now they had all these sexy taped nude girls in the ring.
I�ll go for Lora...and Cassie said M with a smile.
You do that. I�ll start of with Cori said pekinobo.
All 3 of the girls got there big soft warm boobs squeezed and licked for
minutes. Chae and Lena had during all the sucking on the boobs rolled together
and tried to free themselfs.

Dina was now over Gails chest..
I always wanna be on top, so people can look up to me said Dina without any
smile this time. Dina ment business this now.
A quick turn and Dina had her back against Gails pretty face, Dina slowly locked
over her shoulder and said... Have you ever been 69 by another woman? Gails sexy
eyes was so big when she heard the words from Dina.. but they where not as big
as pekinobos or M�s cocks. infact they where huge. Imagine sucking licking on
the boobs of Lora or Cassie or Cori... no wonder they had such a hardon.

Cassie started to tremble in pleassure as M pinched one nipple and squeezed the
other breast... Lora kicked and tried to get the attention from M...did Lora
wanted some of that?
Cori, now there was some nipples that tasted good... yum..slurp.

Slurping did also Dina when she went down hard on Gail.
Dinas tounge rolled inside of Gails pussy, making her reaching climax.. Gails
body and sences was about to give in totally.. her whole body trembled in
pleassure. Dina sure knew how to lick a pussy.
MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oooooouw... Gail was
ready for her orgasm, Dina licked and played with her tounge on Gail clit.

The whole ring was shaking, imagine Gail Kim getting an orgasm, Cori Nadine
getting her nipples licked, Lora kicking and Cassie tremble and moving up and
down as M slaps her big silicons while fucking her pussy..

The audience couldn�t believe what they saw, but they liked it.
Finally there are some decent action in the ring tonight said a man who have
watched wrestling over 20 years.

Gail cum first, Dina whiped the cum of her face and stroke it all over Gails
legs who still trembled in pleassure.
Cori did also wet the ring... and she drooled also, she was lost for a moment
but after some mouth to mouth from pekinobo (he used his tounge that sadistic
freak) Cori managed to stay awake.

M?
Well, he still fucks Cassie and after that, he has lora on his "to do list".

Lena Yada and Chae an? Well after rolling out from the ring they started to
loose the tape that had hold them during the entire show. And in order to get
the first bit of tapes of the other persons body, they had to use their tounge
to lick the tape away and they did like it so much.

The audience went home, lucky and aroused, some was so inspired by the show that
they was gonna do this to their wife or man when they came home.

So all ended well?
Well, Lena and Chae told about their experience getting free and their
humiliation. They couldn�t understand that they have done such a thing to them.
Everyone was quiet.

Then M came up with an idea.
- We can always change the roles for tomorrow?
And they did.

The end

The wrestling babes

Angela Fong










Chae An

















Cori Nadine

















Dina Al Sabah

















Gail Kim

















Lena Yada

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Haiti earthquake

This will give some sleepless nights I guess.

I feel so sorry for the people living there.
There isn´t so much to say or write..

In not so many years ago (2004) the total destructive wave (called a tsunami) hit the south east asia countries such as, Thailand, Indonesia and Sri Lanka - they where the ones who got the heaviest losses anyway. Approximitly 220.000 - 300.000 lost their lives in a gigantic wave of water.
Think about that for a while... that´s 3 times the population of the city I live in.

Over 5.000.000 lost their homes and had to flee.

The power of the earthquake in Indonesia was as powerful as 1.500 Hiroshima bombs. And to make that a little more understandable, the horrifying power of that - read next or do stop reading now - believe me, I do understand if you don´t wanna read anymore.

The afterchock of the Hiroshima bomb made a six time wave across the globe.
SIX TIMES.
Do you understand the brutal power in that?
SIX FOCKIN TIMES!!!!
That´s so freaking scary that.. I´m lost for words.
My dad, may he rest in peace... he said he felt the first wave of chock after the Hiroshima bomb. And, he was 14 when the bomb exploded and he lived in sweden... (use the world map here http://www.mapsofworld.com/ so you can get a grip on the distance between Japan and Sweden)
and you migh understand how powerful and disgustingly scary this is.

Wanna hear/read some more scary stuff? I bet you do.
Tought that the 1.500 times stronger then the Hiroshima bomb sounded scary?
Well read this.
The Indonesian earthquake relieced the total energy of... I urge you Not to read further..
550.000.000 STRONGER then the Hiroshima bomb.. that´s FIVEHUNDRED and FIFTHY MILLION times STRONGER.
Are you getting to see the whole picture here?

But, I some how need to end this in the most "possitive way" I possible can.
The Inonesian earthquake in 2004 hit a 9.0 on the richterscale and the earthquake in Haiti was 7.4.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Top 10 movies of the decade

I will write some of in my oppinion the top 10 movies of the past decade.
Take note that I do have big grammar faults.
Also that Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi (Spirited away) did Not make the list. Don´t get me wrong, I Love the movie and Hayao Miyazaki is more or less God when it comes to anime.

The trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_2xiKA1sY













10.Sukeban Deka: Kôdo nêmu = Asamiya Saki


(Yo yo girl cop) Well I Love Matsuura Aya.
Her charisma is something you don´t see everyday. So what about the movie?
It´s a japanese so called “pop corn” movie, make yourself comfortable in your seat and enjoy the ride and the fun of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccVG_CfPRvI








9. Frontier(s)


In the midst of the Paris riots in 2005, Xavier Gens made a brutal and remarkable horror movie. Frontier(s) can not only be seen as a torture porn, it can also, in some way bee seen as a warning for what Might be about to happen If the ever growing right wing moments across the globe continues. Don´t believe me? Neither did people back in 1930´s.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_I3zv997qg







8.Furiizu mii (Freeze me)


About a womans revenge on her rapists.
Harumi Inoue, as Chihiro, is amazing as the frightened woman who later on gets her revenge. Not only has see lived with the rape, now she also gets taunted for the video (yes they taped the act) being sold. I say, they had it coming.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08QhCR8YKvc







7.Mang shan (Blind mountain)


A demonic debut (from the director Yang Li) about trafficking. A must see, brutal - not neceserly violent.
Mang shan is aslowphased drama, but don´t let that keep you away from this movie, this is an really important movie and topic.
An extra plus for the movie is that the villagers are infact no acters, they are normal villagers.
You will feel for Bai (played by Lu Huang) and the movie won the FACE awards in Istanbul for it´s Human rights issues.
Read more here
https://wcd.coe.int/ViewDoc.jsp?id=1277543&Site=DC&BackColorInternet=F5CA75&BackColorIntranet=F5CA75&BackColorLogged=A9BACE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hESnR20g0ow

6. Somtum


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRofMR1Bjps
An really funny action movie. Starring Nathan Jones (he is huge) and Sasisa Jindamanee - who actually is a national Muay thai champion. May not be as famus as Ong bak but a really great movie. Somtum is a spicy meal in Thailand and it makes Nathan goes on a rampage. Sasisa also stared in Kerd ma lui http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQYpqe9bD3U
(Born to fight) and that movie might have some of the craziest stunts I have ever seen. So why is that one not on this list? Becouse I had to put something else on this list, gotta have some comedies in the list, right?

5. Jisatsu sâkuru
(Suicide club)


This movie is… at first sight it is strange, really strange. But for me as a japanese filmfreak (yeah it´s ok to call me that) I see the dark specific japanese humor with a lot of people don´t understand. Some quotes from the movie?
-Kill yourself before you murder someone.
-That´s the spirit.
-Be a spirit.
And they all laugh, we who have seen the movie we might never fortet that scene.
Wanna check that scene out, here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8oNrfw1VOg
And here´s the trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF1NcI6yLTQ



4.La vallée des fleurs
(Valley of Flowers)


An epic beautiful story about lust, death and life. Beautiful shot and Mylène Jampanoï is Amazing. You will understand when you see this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk87L544DRM












3. Irreversiblé


Gaspar Noé made a movie that ends with an begining..or does it start with the brutal end? This is brutal, no matter how you see this movie. A movie that is most known for the 8 minutes long anal rapescene, so you know (or you maby don´t wanna know) how this movie will fuck you up.
It is, if you can see beyond the brutal scenes an poetik movie with some fascinating scenes. The taxiscene is just mindblowing. Be Warned, but see it if you haven´t.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7lRevBXZLg





2.Wo hu cang long
(Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon)


Another epic tale. Saw this 2 times in one day at the theaters and it made me cry, both times. The legendary stunt/fighting coordinator Woo-ping Yuen directed the amazing fightingscenes and yet today I have seen Nothing like it. It is poetry in motion. Jet Li was supposed to star as Li Mu Bai, he turned the offer down and made Romeo must die (ironichly it killed his career in some way). Chow Yun Fat was to star instead and as Woo-ping Yuen stated ”It´s easier for a actor to act with swords then a fighter to act”




Michelle Yeoh and Zhang ZiYi, there fight is breathtaking



4 oscars (a record it shares with a Swedish movie- Fanny & Alexander directed by Ingmar Bergman) as a foreign film. Should have won as the best movie also.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-NhukdpqjU
















And, the # 1. It is Not a movie....it is.......
















1. Martyrs
Actually this ain´t a movie, I call it a monster in moving pictures and sound.
We all have demons within ourself, a guilt we have to live with. But Martyrs is something that made me go back to write moviescripts. I can´t adress this enough, but the acting is simply AMAZING. I love you all for this. Give Morjana, Mylène an Jessie and Oscar or built an monument a statue - Anything. They All need a reward for there amazing performance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch

Monday, January 4, 2010

Nooo, please make them stop!!!

Catchy title eh?

Might even do a comic out from that..but, that´s another topic.

This will be a mish mash of, let´s see what I make out of it.

Got some news on Mongolian Death Worms, the new upcoming horror movie starring Cheryl Chin (yum yum), Samantha Nguyen (mmmm..^_^) and Vicky Pratt - people may say what ever they want, but I really like her films and I think she kicks ass. Hey even Kraken: Tentacles from the deep was a nice flick... me and tentacles you know.

Anyway, about the Mongolian death worms, they exist. Look it up for yourself. They can grow from 2 feet up to 5 feet (that´s 150 cm I guess) they live under the sand in the desert of Gobi...and here is the amazing this, they use either deadly shocks Or...hold on to your pants ladies and gentlemen.... they spit, Acid. How´s that for an horror premise?


Did I mention Cheryl Chin




















Or Samantha Nguyen


















I even might have mentioned Vicky Pratt

















Well now I did it twice and they all gonna be in Mongolian death worms. So you know I´m looking forward to that.
But, what about "please make them stop!!!"?
I saw that Steven R. Monroe is doing Mongolian death worms, so what about that?
He has done some ok low budgets before; It waits who starred Cerina Vincent. He also did Ogre (starred Katherine Isabelle, who actually had a body double in that shower scene in Freddy vs Jason, so don´t bather go there that she has done some nudescenes)
He also is under contract of doing the remake of.... I spit on your grave.
Of all what is holy, why the hell do anyone wanna make a remake out of that?

I might understand that some movies will be having remakes, some unfortunatly allready have, or being in production; Martyrs, Hellraiser (Pascual Laugier is Not doing that), Invasion of body snatchers (allready has to many remakes, see earlier post titled Remakes), Gwoemul, The crazies, childs play, Batoru rowaiaru, Scream, People under the stairs,Suspiria....and unfortunatly the list goes on and on and on..

So please please please. make them stop!!!

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Yuki


3 years since you fell asleep.

Your kind words, your always so warm gentle manner. The hope you hade for everyone. All that will I always remember you for.

"When people smile. You should smile, at least in your heart. Becouse a smile means that you are happy and I consider myself that becouse I got the best sister ever."

Yuki on why she loved Momo.

You will both be remembered. "HUFF"

Friday, January 1, 2010

The french revolution

Part 2


The french are Angry

And we all know why, or don´t we?

Well let me give you my toughts of why the french movie makers are so angry, frustrated and make their movies like they do.







Phan Thị Kim Phúc was 9 years old when her skin burned far beyond imagination, she cried and screamed for help.


She ran naked across the Vietnam village Trang Bang the 8th of June 1972 after the american napalm bombed her village..







In 2008, Jessie Pham runs away.



Broken, beaten, blody in her underwear, away from her torturere.
Phan Thi Kim Phúc did ran for real.
Jessie Pham did run in the movie Martyrs. See the similarity in the pictures?















Pascual Laugier created a monster with his Martyrs.



”In the midst of a tense period and following a shooting that killed an 11-year-old boy in the banlieue (suburb) of La Courneuve in June 2005, Sarkozy quoted a local resident and vowed to clean the area out "with a Kärcher" (nettoyer la cité au Kärcher, referring to a well-known German brand of pressure cleaning equipment), and two days before the 2005 Paris riots he referred to the criminal youth of the housing projects as voyous (thugs) and racaille, a slang term which can be translated into English as rabble, scum or riff-raff;[94] this was criticised as being inappropriate language by the French Communist Party's L'Humanité.[95]”
Read more under Controversies
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolas_Sarkozy














In 2007, Xavier Gens made a movie about the frustration and anger during the Paris riot. Frontier(s) had hit the big screen.



Frontier(s) starts as the Paris riots and burns after an right wing party (nazi party) has won the election.
So Alex, Tom, Farid and Yasmine flee the city (yes they are all muslims) and they somehow think that they are safe - but, they meet up with a group of Neo Nazis and gets tortured and beaten way beyond your wildest nightmares.
























The French Revolution (1789–1799) was made and the french king was killed.

Now, the french horror/extreme movie filmmakers such as Xavier Gens, Pascual Laugier, Alexandre Bustillo/Julien Maury makers of À l'intérieur a.k.a. Inside, David Moreau and Xavier Palud makers of Ils (Them, who actually also is based on a true story), Alexandre Aja ( Haute tension a.k.a. High tension or Switchblade romance)
and Gaspar Noe´ (Irréversible) tries to make their own french revolution.

Are you brave enough to join the revolution?
Or will we not learn anything this time either?

















Sidenote:
Morjana El Alaoui


(who plays Anna in Martyrs) is a muslim (born in Casablanca, Marocco. And in Casablanca, the 1942 movie with Humprey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman. Humprey and Ingrid are meeting eachother and Nazis aswell - them sick fockers are everywhere).









More about Phan Thị Kim Phúc and her foundation.
http://www.kimfoundation.com/

Also another foundation worth mentioning; The Hiroshima foundation. Edita Morris was born in Örebro Sweden.
http://www.hiroshimafoundation.net/IeIndexE.asp

....and, the horrors of the Hiroshima bombing. Of course there are movies about that also.
Hadashi no Gen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lDFLLKSkUg
Hotaru no haka
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbEyjUsWKZA

Hotaru no haka is based on the real events. It is an adaptation of the semi-autobiographical novel of the same name by Akiyuki Nosaka, intended as a personal apology to the author's own sister who lost her life during the Hiroshima bomb.

Isao Takahata was the only living animator involved on the project (Hotaru no haka) who had survived bomb blasts.