Grizzly Man

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427312/

A stunning, sometimes surrealistic documentary about Timothy Treadwell who lived 13 summers with wild life grizzly bears in Alaska.
Timothy was in october 2003 killed by a grizzly bear and this is the story about his life.

Early on we see Timothy as some kind off naive man, maybe even a dreamer, who loves bears more then anything. By the scenery, the beautiful landscape of the Alaska wilderness and the beauty of the bears, I can in some way understand him and feel someway the same thing he felt.
Halfway into the documentary, we get another view of Timothy, a man who is maybe more dangerous to himself then the bears was and that is the surrealistic part in this.

Timothy lives close with the bears and consider them as his friends, he even speaks with them as an adult does to children. Timothy was spending most of his time there all alone and it got me thinking, if the lonelyness somehow got the best of him, turning him into this (somehow) naive and lovefull person (his love for the bears).

Werner Herzog, who have done the documentary out of over 100 hours photage that Timothy has shoot narrates us through the story - it actually feels more like a fabricated story then a real life story. Or as Herzog says; It seems to me like this landscape of termoile is a metaphore of his soul.

It is hard to grasp, to understand or to know a man who lived and shoot over 100 hours of his time with the grizzlys, the documentary is in 103 minutes, but we get a somehow reflection of him and his dedication.
If this review or the documentary does Timothys life and passion justice? We will probably never know, but what we do know is that he loved bears more then anything and sometimes that is more then enough.


Official trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogYDUmIigw0

Timothy Treadwell (1957–2003)

Kyonyû doragon: Onsen zonbi vs sutorippâ 5

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1642252/
a.k.a. Big Tits Zombie
From the creator of Kiseichuu: kiraa pusshii comes a zombie movie that contains quotes from Shakespeare and Georges Bataille. References to Italian zombie movies, Italian spagetti westerns, Evil dead, Night of the livning dead and also japanese zombie movies. It is ofcourse none other then Takao Nakano
who have written and directed.












Rena Jodo (Sola Aoi) is a stripper, who have just after a one night stand with a bump (she was actually to drunk and slipped into his cardboard…) gets an offer to be a stripper at a spring resort. She accepts and goes there, she meets Ginko (Risa Kasumi), Maria (Mari Sakurai), Nene (Tamayo) and Dana (Io Aikawa). There are not that many in the audience, but soon there will be many of them there moaning, not so much though after their bodies, but more moaning after their flesh..

It is lowbudget and computer effects or plastic tools or other cheap theatrical props, as for example an well out of stone is actually built out of wood and paper. Renas chainsaw is out of old milk carbons - but it is done good so you don´t think of it that it´s fake. The blood is computer generated in afterwards and for when Rena slice her chainsaw through someones chest, the blood splitter but no mark on the shirt is showing.
We also get head spliced from her chainsaw, samurai swords driven through the back of the head and trough the mouth, attacking flying sushis, breasts sprayed full with blood, infected wounds that plop and plop so they almoust burst, flamethrowing pussies… yeah


, if these premises don´t make you interrested - nothing will. Oh, and a department manager from hell is also in it, he also has a card with he gives Rena, just in case she wont believe him, he is Blue Ogre.





There are a lot of funny scenes, the funniest perhaps is after our girls has had a sumo fight and a small man gives Rena some sake - in hope she will get drunk so he can take her to bed later on. The following conversation starts;




- You´re a strong drinker.
- Yes, I am.
- Hey, will you sleep with me tonight?
- No way! That´s totally out of the question.
- How dare you?
- It´s totally impossible to sleep with a creep like you.
----------------------------------- Cut to next scene Rena in bed with….

The movie is in only 73 minutes and it hasn´t got as many nude scenes as Kiseichuu: kiraa pusshii has. Kyonyû is infact in 3D ^_^
Beside all the close ups on breasts and butts it is a funny movie to watch mostly becouse of the dialogue.
Been a long time since I saw such a rater short movie with so many oneliners and memorable quotes and scenes that fits the acters. I can´t lie, this movie isn´t good, it… it it´s just so funny and that is something I love it for, it kept me entertained and for that the verdict most be; buy it now

Rena Jodo













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- You are to active to be dead. Just act like corpses.
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Official trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhKQHFIxZ2I

Official site
http://kyonyu-dragon.com/

2010 - a year in the rearviewmirror

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Samurai purinsesu: Gedô-hime

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1412334/
Yû Aiba is the Samurai princess and she starts with crousing a man severed head, continues with chopping of a mans nose and his ears… hands.. And the rest of his body.
Yû Aiba














This is a type of comic gore splatter movies from Japan that has flood the market the last years and either you love and understand the funny things in it or you just hate them. Never met anyone who have been inbetween so to speak about these type of movies. We can see small tributes to Peter Jacksons early movies such as Bad taste and Braindead a.k.a. Dead alive.

Beside the obvious tributes to Jacksons earler movies, there is also a tribute to Koroshiya 1 a.k.a. Ichi the killer ( a woman has a scissor like tool on her foot and uses it as a weapon).

Hurioken?














The thing with all these new splatter gore movies from Japan is that they all have been labled as horror. The reason is becouse they have tons of blood, but they are infact pure comedies and are made in a lowbudget (usually shot with handheld camera) and is so over the top that people (normal movie chritics) think they are horror when their point is to make people laugh at the carnage and bloodbath.
Beside, I can´t avoid smile at two cute girls dressed in kimonos pointing out oneliners ^_^















So with that out of the way let´s focus on what this movie is about.
A group lead by Mechas (humans who has transplanted bodyparts and sometimes chainsaws as legs) are out on a killing Spree, some of them (humans) finds a group of young women by a river, the men jumps on them and rape them (the rape scene is not however in the movie, they more or less wrestle around). 2 girls gets away and are later on captured and tortured.

Now one of the surviving girls, left for dead brutaly tortured, wants revenge and in order to have a revenge, she most have new bodyparts.
Tortured and left for dead













After she has been put together with the other girls bodyparts she meets a man who stands peeing. He gets a bit ashamed and turns his back and the following scene happens;
-You have seen one before, right?
She answers back; The rapist had the same thing hanging from him, but..
- But?
- Is that a Mecha component?
- Huh?
- It is so much more compact.
- Compact?
- Those men had such huge and grotesque versions

Beside that his thing is more compact he also is a master of playing an electric guitar, he actually use it as a weapon. Creating a soundwave so massive that people can´t fight him.
Gekko (the guitar man) and Samurai princess develops feelings for eachother with made me think about the korean comedy/drama Saibogujiman kwenchana http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0497137/
That is however another topic and review itself.

Gekko and Samurai purinsesu













What makes Samurai purinsesu: Gedô-hime such a funny movie is the two female Mecha hunters and their scenes and the way their scenes has been edited with funny sound effects.
Sneaking is fun

You know that sound that are familuar from various pop up adds from the internet, it may not sound funny at all but as said before, either you love or hate movies like these. Also the movies are fresh and uses a lot of wierd ideas and ingenious weapons. Sure it looks like a cheap cheap, really cheap movie but it is so fun to watch.
So if you wanna watch a movie that doesn´t take itself to serious where women are being attacked with chainsaws (some actually got the chainsaw stuck between her legs… and another one headbutts the chainsaw) or strangled with a tentacle - whom she has been forced to deeptroath… this is a crazy funny splatterfest for you.

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- Before Buddha answers, you might be raped and killed.
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- We didn´t kill them.
- We specialize in rape.
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- The dead are so happy to live again.
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- Will I go crazy to?
- It is highly possible.
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- Who are you?
- Don´t play dumb.
- That´s a strange name..
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Official trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ctXBVbbDWo

Official Japanese site
http://www.samurai-princess.com/


Trivia
The director Kengo Kaji has wrote the screenplay for Tôkyô zankoku keisatsu
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1183732/
A review on that coming up
Also he was involved in the classic Uzumaki http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0244870/
A review on that can be found here http://pekinobo.blogspot.com/2010/05/uzumaki.html


Need to see more movies like this?
Kataude mashin guru a.k.a. The machine girl
The best of the new splatter gore comedies (a review at this group allready) and be sure to get the double disc where the 20 minutes spin off incluedes. A review of the spin off here
http://pekinobo.blogspot.com/2010/05/hajirai-mashin-garu.html

Oneechanbara
http://pekinobo.blogspot.com/2009/07/oneechanbara-movie.html

And movies that review will be posted soon
Robo-geisha a.k.a. Robogeisha
63-fun-go a.k.a. 63 minutes later (a 11 minute short film)
Yattāman a.k.a. Yatterman
A action comedy based on a popular manga, directed by Takashi Miike and has Kyôko Fukada in a leading role.

Drawings

Something I did 2 months ago when the storm was aproaching..



















Kawaii - kono ai wa eien Momo san "HUFF"

















A tribute to the best movie ever made


















Not finished with this one, but incluedes it anyway..avant le test final pour Anna Asaoui

Nosebleed and fainting

Am I then being considered a opressed human being?

Lets face it is rather cold outside, so after some day with high fever wich has resulted in fainting and nosebleed among other things I have came to the conclusion that going outside without covering my nose, my face is by all means, according to the fascists in the swedish political party named folkpartiet, I am considered an opressed humanbeing... oh, yes I am.

Now, the folkpartiet doesn´t ofcourse want me or anyone to freeze as much so they will have nosebleed or even fainting. That I have to carry that to prevent myself for getting even worse, I have to take those precations however.
And, here is the interresting thing. According to the folkpartiet (did I mention they are fascist??)
folkpartiet wants, and this law has just been passed on, that no one should have the right to wear a niqab.
Why? Becouse they (the fascist party) seems to think that people should be able to watch facial expressions when they talk to other people.
Now, I am deafh on one ear and having about 40% hearing capability on the other ear - so I am in need of reading peoples mouths/lips... do I think that the new law is a good idea? In case you haven´t read the entire post, here it comes ONCE AGAIN; folkpartiet is a FASCIST political party. Or to You who don´t understand - No I Do Not Like The New Law.

Religious symbols are not a way of opression.
Religion is not opression.

Politics, Now - there you have the true opressionist and fascists and the swedish folkpartiet (beside the swedish democrats) are the biggest fascist scums of sweden, today. On second place? Each and every other political party.

Religion is about beliefs.

We, as a people have the right to chose to believe or reject whatever religion we want. We have the right to believe or reject any political ideoligy we want.
But, putting up new laws (treaths) against people for their religious believes are nothing else then fascistiod, stupidity and fearmongering.

So. Am I gonna cover my nose, my face in order to not catching any cold or starting to bleed from my nose in public?
The idea behind this post was that I would have ended this with something like; "No, as a pure protest I am gonna wear some facial mask."
But as longer into this post I have come, I have actually changed my mind so the verdict is like this.
Tomorrow, I might faint, I might have nosebleed and that is becouse of the unhuman new stupid law. Thank you fascist party and let me clean my blood on your doorpost, this will Not be pretty.. but as long as you can have your intollerant valoues intact atleast you and your followers doesn´t give a shit.

It is always someone elses fault now isn´t it?

















As a sidenote.
I am white/caucasian, all my friends are either muslims/arabs, japanese, korean, Thai, Vietnamese, Chinese (Hong Kong residents), Colombians, Argentines (we love to talk fotball over the internet), Mexicans, french, turkish, Serbians a spanish couple (the guy is from Madrid (who was the center of the fascist government in the 40s/50s) and the girl is from Barcelona, I call them "Romeo and Juliet" and they smile, maby not for the simile on Romeo & Juliet, but that they have left their families and friends and that they love eachother and that they Don´t care what people have told them (from their point of view) that "your marriage will not hold, you are to unlike eachother".. now, 14 years later and 2 kids, they are as happy as ever.

Shuttle

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0880648/
Peyton List known as Lucy Lane from the tv serie Smallville and her friend Jules (Cameron Goodman) have been in Mexico on a weekend trip and now back in the US they check in at the airport and meet two guys; Matt (Dave Power) and Seth(James Snyder).
Seth hits on Jules and our new lovebirds grabs a taxicab from the airport. The driver (Tony Curran) is gonna take them on a trip none of them will forget.

Mel and Jules













Shuttle is a lowbudget (only $5 millions to shoot) and no real famous actors that I know of or have seen before. Some of the strenghts is the twists within the story, some might see them coming others might think some are “uneccesary”, as for the development between Mel and Jules, specially Jules secret.
The best thing however, beside both Mel and Jules being kidnapped, ducktaped, tied up and blindfolded it is that no direct violent or harm are done towards them.













The movie has some violent scenes and some scenes with blood but those are more for the sake of being there so to speak.
It is listed as a crime, drama thriller but I rather see this one as a sad story in the same mind as The girl next door and Martyrs (Note once again that Shuttle doesn´t have the torture or horror that these two has) or for that matter Mang shan a.k.a. Blind mountain and by naming those movies, it might spoil the movie for some, on the other hand see that as a really good comparison.

Shuttle might not be a movie of the year, it came out 2008, but it is defenitelly a really good lowbudget movie that I sudgest you get it and get it now.
Always nice to be surprised by a movie and Shuttle delivers on basicly all fronts.

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- Asian women are so exotic.
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- Anyone of you having a tattoo?
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Official trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kobmtKcpsI

This man might go more insane if you don´t give Shuttle atleast one watch