Kyonyû doragon: Onsen zonbi vs sutorippâ 5

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1642252/
a.k.a. Big Tits Zombie
From the creator of Kiseichuu: kiraa pusshii comes a zombie movie that contains quotes from Shakespeare and Georges Bataille. References to Italian zombie movies, Italian spagetti westerns, Evil dead, Night of the livning dead and also japanese zombie movies. It is ofcourse none other then Takao Nakano
who have written and directed.












Rena Jodo (Sola Aoi) is a stripper, who have just after a one night stand with a bump (she was actually to drunk and slipped into his cardboard…) gets an offer to be a stripper at a spring resort. She accepts and goes there, she meets Ginko (Risa Kasumi), Maria (Mari Sakurai), Nene (Tamayo) and Dana (Io Aikawa). There are not that many in the audience, but soon there will be many of them there moaning, not so much though after their bodies, but more moaning after their flesh..

It is lowbudget and computer effects or plastic tools or other cheap theatrical props, as for example an well out of stone is actually built out of wood and paper. Renas chainsaw is out of old milk carbons - but it is done good so you don´t think of it that it´s fake. The blood is computer generated in afterwards and for when Rena slice her chainsaw through someones chest, the blood splitter but no mark on the shirt is showing.
We also get head spliced from her chainsaw, samurai swords driven through the back of the head and trough the mouth, attacking flying sushis, breasts sprayed full with blood, infected wounds that plop and plop so they almoust burst, flamethrowing pussies… yeah


, if these premises don´t make you interrested - nothing will. Oh, and a department manager from hell is also in it, he also has a card with he gives Rena, just in case she wont believe him, he is Blue Ogre.





There are a lot of funny scenes, the funniest perhaps is after our girls has had a sumo fight and a small man gives Rena some sake - in hope she will get drunk so he can take her to bed later on. The following conversation starts;




- You´re a strong drinker.
- Yes, I am.
- Hey, will you sleep with me tonight?
- No way! That´s totally out of the question.
- How dare you?
- It´s totally impossible to sleep with a creep like you.
----------------------------------- Cut to next scene Rena in bed with….

The movie is in only 73 minutes and it hasn´t got as many nude scenes as Kiseichuu: kiraa pusshii has. Kyonyû is infact in 3D ^_^
Beside all the close ups on breasts and butts it is a funny movie to watch mostly becouse of the dialogue.
Been a long time since I saw such a rater short movie with so many oneliners and memorable quotes and scenes that fits the acters. I can´t lie, this movie isn´t good, it… it it´s just so funny and that is something I love it for, it kept me entertained and for that the verdict most be; buy it now

Rena Jodo













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- You are to active to be dead. Just act like corpses.
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Official trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhKQHFIxZ2I

Official site
http://kyonyu-dragon.com/