Worthless moviereviewers

I had some time over so I checked out some forums on various movies..they where all swedish forums - you might understand why..or you don´t.

I got somehow upset, well the taste are somehow different from viewer to another viewer i totally respect that, believe me I do. But and this is a major but (if it would have been one more t in the but it could easily been misstaken for an asshole..)

So, this is what I read (translates from swedish to english).
Note, I didn´t bother to answer them, becouse you know, people will not learn, I guess, besides I was way to tired.

"This is the japanese remake from the american horrormovie Dark water.."
My answer.. what the hell?
--- Honogurai mizu no soko kara (dark water - english title) was made in 2002 by Hideo Nakata (same director as in Ringu and Ringu 2) The american remake however came out in 2005.

"First I tought that this was the original the ring..."
"It is a remake, you´re gay lol"
My answer. Yeah yeah, lol on both of you.
---- Ringu came out in 1998 in Japan, the american remake came out in 2002.

"The japanese didn´t fly their planes into the ships in pearl harbor during WW2, I have just seen pearl harbor so I know it´s true.."
My answer... heh??
------- What was I thinking? Google for yourself or something..

"Stanley Kubrick was a talanted director, his first succes came with Eyes wide shut, with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman, after that his later movies was reliezed onto dvd.."
My answer.. My brain hurts...and my stomach to..
---------Honestly, my brain hurts, the stomach to...you do the math

"Megan Fox, Jessica Alba are so good actresses, becouse they have been in movies such as Fantastic four and the othe with a surfer and Fox has made two transformers becouse she know how to handle this..."
My answer... Oh, I who tought it was becouse they run around in minimal clothing the entire movie they where in..
----- shakes my head...stomach still hurts tough

"Twilight, new moon.. oooooooh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad what a fucvking movie and the fucking sexy boy oh my gooooooooooooooooooooood. I´m just....iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih... sooooooo good."
My answer.. woow. lovely review
------really...zzzzz

"One in my class say Charlie Chaplin was so great, I´m like - his movies are old and he is boring, he couldn´t do anything, Zac Effron was so much cooler in high school musical 2, he danced and sing at the same time...and he´s so damn sexy,,,,think Maja.. Zac Effron in myyyyyyyy bed...hhiihih"
My answer... hang yourself in that internetcable
------ I allready given up....

Winner for most stupid reviewer. NUMBER 1

"Hellraiser, the classic thriller from hollywwod, will now have a remake next year(2010)"
- "It´s not from hollywood dumb gay lol"
-" It is, I have seen the original they speak english"
-------Here I finally had some hope...but...
they continued, sadly enough
"Yeah, but there are other countries they speak english aswell"
"New zeeland? They made good horror in the lord of the rings, the make up effects are somehow the same as in hellraiser"...
"Yeah, it´s true.."
My answer.. get a nornal hobby that you can manage; like...?? Anything, pinch your nose or something!!!
---------- Hellraiser was made in England (1987) and it´s gore not a thriller... my head hurts and my stomach to.

Sleep tight and have wonderful time watching movies, hey, some actually like movies and learn something while watching...
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.........my head feels better and my stomach to.

Ja mata

Before I fall to sleep

Ja mata (see you later)

Yurina
Asako
Hana
Hiroko
Hitoshi

Te veré luego (see you later)
Maria
Estéban

Je vous verra plus tard (see you later)
Aurélie
Geneviève
Lula

Até mais (see you later)
Eufémia
Joana

Na-Juung-eh-bayo (see you later)
Kim
Lee
Soo
Ae-young
Cho


Peter
Andrew
Jashmine

Teiku kuttaku yu hia. Kaku dei, itsudemo.

Be safe

Arrogant

Some people think I am, I guess when saying stuff like "I ain´t bragging, I know. I know that what I do affect people." Or " The only genius I´ve seen was when I looked in the mirror."
So am I arrogant? Or maby even cocky?

Let me give you some examples, if someone ask You who/whom have sold the most records in the world - you automaticly answer; The Beatles. Becouse you know they have done it. But how do you know it?
Or someone ask you; How old are you? You answer the correct age.
Does that makes you arrogant?
No, you only tell them how it is.
But still, how do You know the right answers?

My point is being this; If you wont start believe in yourself and the power of yours . the true outstanding natural gift you and Only you have - then who the hell will believe in you? Do not hesitate, you don´t see the water stop and ask itself "why am I?". The water just is, it exist. And as we all know the humanbody contains 72% water, your blood contains 50% water, the bone has 97% water and... how Did You know about that?

I haven´t decided, yet, if or how much I will support you - all of you.
Believe me I met a lot of people, barely have any friends tough (might be my "arrogant" side who people can´t stand) and I have seen their sorrow, their pain, their frustration, their talent.. so why haven´t they seen it themself?

For me personally, I have doubts on my personal life, who I am, do people like me, am I good enough as a humanbeing..
As an comicwriter - No Doubt What so Ever.

As a child I said "I wanna be naked on the moon" Everyone said (with laughter) You can´t you will die. My responce was "Have you tried?"

I might be stupid, I might be all wrong about everything. But there is no doubt in my mind that You gonna show for the rest of the world what a genius You are. So now it is up to you to find out how great you truly are.

People will try to put you down, don´t let them.
People will seek shelter in their beliefs, whatever they believe in.
Don Not believe - Know.
Tomorrow the sun will rise once again, does that makes me arrogant? Or am I maby seeing/reading the futere?

Kate´s addiction

Also known as Circle of deception.


















Kate (played by Kari Wuhrer) is on her way to Californa for visiting her best friend (played by Farrah Forke). Unfortunatly for Kate, fortunately for us, there are something that makes Kate to do awful things.
Why Kate goes bananas? Sara is married... so as most of you allready have guessed; Kate is an psychotic lesbian about to brake loose - and she does so.

This movie is known for 2 scenes, at least for us who have seen it, we will not forget what we have seen.
1/Kate is in a small green bikini, by the pool she relaxes.. and by the pool you can get wet - but Kate she makes herself wet by touching herself.














2/ Kate and Sara is having an lesbian scene wich most of you probably will enjoy, a lot. I like it, a lot.















people who liked or loved Single white female (the 1992 movie boxoffice hit with Bridget Fonda and Jennifer Jason Leigh) you will find some similarity between Kate´s addiction and single white female. Alltough, this one is a B movie and has more lesbian and seminudity in it then SWF had.
There is no question wich one of them I choose; Kari Wuhrer, any day any way.

The acting...well, it´s Kari Wuhrer, so you know what to expect I guess. She ain´t the best in acting (except for her role in King of the ants, where she was good) but what a joy to watch her and I ain´t ashamed of saying it.


http://www.kariwuhrer.net/katesaddictionwithclip.htm

Movie reviews

Some have longed for more reviews and believe me, they will come.

There will be a mix of different genres; horror, drama, comedy, action, porn...(nah just kidding). Some of the reviews are from older movies, some more recent ones.

Well I might give you all one now as an appetizer.





















Stigmata.
Frankie Page, played by Patricia Arquette, lives her life without any bigger trouble, besides the rain then, it always rain in Philladelphia...at least in this movie it does.

Before I go any further into this review, a sidestep and explain what stigamata is.
Francis of Assisi, was, accordingly to the catholic church The first who suffered from stigmatisation.
"Stigmata is the plural of the Greek word stigma meaning a mark or brand such as might have been used for identification of an animal or slave. An individual bearing stigmata is referred to as a stigmatic.
So, people who have been stigmatised, out of from nowhere the get wounds on their feets and hands, bleeding wounds. Some say that are a sign from God or Jesus and the stigmated one are blessed, in some way."
Over to the movie now shall we?

Frankie and her friend takes the subway late one night when Frankie gets whipped multible times across her back. People are chocked, but a priest thinks he knows what he saw. So he sents for father Kiernan ( Gabriel Byrne - who irronicly the same year played the devil in end of days) from the Vatican in Italy, he will find out if Frankie should be considering a saint, or simply a hoax.
Now this wouldn´t be a interresting movie, if it wasn´t for the fact that Frankie, she doesn´t believe in Jesus. So who or whom makes her bleed?













This movie was made back in 1999, the time when all hip movies was to be made as if it was a musicrockvideo suitable for MTV...unfortunatly, Stigmata suffers from that also.
It does however avoid from the major horror cliche´s, Tom Lazarus (director) and Rick Ramage (script) actually try to tell a story and entertain/scare at the same time. Becouse, let´s face it, either you are religious or not, when they have theese kind of "entitys" in horror movies, that is scary. Simple fact; How the hell do you, as a humanbeing confront/battle/win over an God a Devil? You might be bound to loose..

To be honest with all of you I saw this in august/september 2002, it didn´t scare me - it was more interresting and exciting. I gave it a 3 out of 5. I guess it can work today, if the movie had aged well so to speak.
Since I am a huge fan of The Exorcist and Omen (the originals god dammit!!!!!!) I might like Stigmata even more a second time, who knows if I don´t like it; I might be stigmatised...

Possible spoiler:
From what I remember from the movie Kiernan has been only a bit in an puzzle and they (Frankie and Kiernan) are about to reveal what christianity is all about - the church Will loose their power over people If...If Kiernan finds out what is going on.

Dan Choi

So who is Dan Choi?



I had never heard of him before, but after being really really upset (well I was frustrated and so fockin mad - more about that later on)
after reading Tila Tequilas blog over at Global grind. http://globalgrind.com/user/tilatequila/

So later on I saw she had this title; Tilas letter to the president. So I checked that out, you should to
here´s Tila letter to the president
http://globalgrind.com/content/789351/Tilas-Letter-To-The-President/

So for you who don´t have the time (I know, I don´t actually have the time myself-sometimes...no joke was intented). Dan Choi was an american soldier, served in Iraq... many of you might think and react on the word Was.
So is this Dan Choi.....dead?
No
He was, sacked. Kicked out from the army.
Why?
Becouse he is gay.
Is that really a big issue? I mean, come on, he loves men.. I guess it would have been better if he would have said "Oh I hate men.." And the seargents and all the other shitheads would have got their mental ejaculation and been thinking "Dear lord, he´s the man. We gotta keep him."
Becouse when in the army, you do sometimes need to fire a weapon, and weapon sometimes causes people their lifes.

But Dan Choi, if you ever read this. Stay your ground, be proud and don´t let Anyone, I mean Anyone, say or do anything that you or any other Bi/gay/lesbian humanbeing will get offended of.
I ain´t much into people who voluntary joins any army - yeah I am a pacifist.
But Dan, You are my hero for today, maby for the rest of the year. Be proud.


So, what was it that made me so fockin angry?
All the haters that coments to Tila on global grind, her youtube account. Come on, you may not like her, that´s fine, there is hard to like everyone (I know becouse I got my issues myself - thank you verry much). But coments I found on GG... they where Not about dislike, they where about passionate hate. You all make me freaking sick. I do really hope you all sleep well at night and seek help.. your hatred isn´t healthy, not at all. Believe me, I do hate things to and it litterly killing me from the inside.

But, I gotta end this in some possitive way, right?

More DVDs

Got some DVDs, as you all can see. More DVDs are on the way also.

what day is it today?

Seriously, I have no clue whatsoever.
I guess theese things happens when you work on your comix, moviescript all day, untill the next day and maby even the day after that also - without eating or sleeping.

I gonna take a chocolatbar and then a cigg and sleeping 07:46 in the morning.

It doesn´t get any funnier then this.

on the other hand.....
Tila always makes it funny