Sunday, January 31, 2010

Snowing

and it´s cold.

Now I truly understand the quote "Outside it´s cold, inside it´s warm and that is important Momoko thinks" <--- *

Don´t know if you will read this, but if you ever find your way here again, please come inside. At least let me know how things are and your cat may be sleeping but my neighbours cats from time to time walks by here - I know a poor excuse but.. they are friendly (the cats - as well as the neighbours) and they would like you. Hope your friends let you have a place to stay now. Take care.

Hey, we even can built a snowman or two..



















*
That quote was given as an answer on why she paid her neighbours rent for 9 months. They where almoust about to be litterly thrown out on the street, so to make them have a place to stay Momo san paid the rent.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

The secret club for perverts

If that doesn´t get your attention, then what will?

A few days ago the headline news here was that a former (now luckely retired) police chief has been charged for sexual assualt, paying minors for sex and a lot of other nasty shit.

More of that shit here
http://www.thelocal.se/24628/20100127/

But what about the club then?
Is there any club whatsoever in the first place?
According to the news, I don´t relly on these news fockin tabloid disgusting piece of shit whatsoever but, anyway, according to them; a director of a big company is also under investigation. Well we all know that these bord of directors are really sick in the head (the financial crisis and their own payment for starters), but pay for sex? Of a minor? A 14 year old girl? Tied up and beaten? Drugged and raped?

Some other things that has happened is that a local shithead (read Right wing Neo Nazi) from sweden has given/shall give $7.100.000 That´s 7.1 MILLION DOLLARS to a anti muslim party in germany. http://europenews.dk/en/node/29371

Why not dig deeper into the ever growing stupidity of mankind?
Well then read further or simply Don´t. If I where you - I would read myself a good bedtime story and go to sleep.

Private contractors and intelligence agencies has tortured and murdered Hundreds of people.. I bet you sick fock wanna read more of this. So check these links out.
http://progressivealaska.blogspot.com/2010/01/our-government-tortured-hundreds-of.html

Oh and lets talk about the government that actually runs a country (Nope the "government of Bush Sr And Jr is over and I ain´t even gonna go into that). The government, or atleast a member of it has been really bad. He actually has been arrested for child pornography..
http://www.thelocal.se/24688/20100130/

And for as long at it has taken You to read this, approximantly 3 women has been raped in the usa.
http://www.paralumun.com/issuesrapestats.htm

And about 24 of us (18 of whom are children) STARVES TO DEATH a minute.
http://www.sculptors.com/~salsbury/Articles/time-worth

Or why minutes, when you have seconds?
"And it’s not just military murders. Every two seconds, somewhere on the planet, a child starves to death."
http://www.selvesandothers.org/article16385.html

Imagine anormal small town can be wiped out from starvation ---------------------------------------------------------------------just like that....

So don´t You blame me for writing some horror movie scripts that will make you feel ill and sick. I simply give back for what You Don´t Give Back. You Sickens Me

Be prepared for the horror that shall come into your door into your house in form of a DVD movie. You will watch it and you will shit your pants - for as long these shit happens I shall do Anything to make my screen writing to be a horror movie. Believe me. You shouldn´t have read....You all have created a monster. Now all you have to do is deal with it.....FOCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Sunday, January 17, 2010

Top 15 movies of all time.

Movies has a wonderful way in giving us joy, pleasure, scare, pain, laughter, thrills, kills and maby even some perverted tentacle sex?

Then by all means, continue reading and hopefully you like a lot of foul language becouse there will be some Graphic words here (and some really shitty grammar misstake also) - hey no one is perfect. Just take a look at this top 15 list and it might give you some smiles, raised eye brows, naughty feelings, disgusting feelings and that what movies do to me. I want it all and I tend to like everything from any genre - alltough as you can see, majority are horror.

15. Mezzo forte

”You´re lucky. I was going to carve up your face.”
That sounds like an extremely violent anime doesn´t it?
I can understand those who think that and those who also (or even ”only”) see this as an ”poor excuse” for showning some sexscenes ….and a gangrape. But, director/screenwriter/storyboard and animation director Yasuomi Umetsu actually have created an actionpacked movie. Mezzo forte is about Mikura and her two loyal and sometimes dumd/easily scared buddies Pops and Harada who get an contract of kidnapping an ruthless manager to a baseball team. Sure they take the job, but something bad is about to happen to them.
If you feel that japanese anime/hentai movies are something for you, then Mezzo forte might be the best one to start exploring the wonderful and sometimes nasty side of hentai.




14. Slapshot

”Old time hockey!!”
Paul Newman may bee excused, but this is the Hanson brothers movie. They are so damn hillarious in this that I think I still got pain in my stomach since last time I saw this.
Slapshot may not be the funniest movie ever made but since it by some odd reson came out during the Broad street bullies (The nickname for Philadelphia Flyers in NHL) made their way into history books I consider this to be the best sports movie Ever. Hey they even attacked the audience while some tried to play hockey..and yes I am talking about the real Phillies. The Hanson Brothers they just wanted that Old time hockey…and their glasses and foiled hands.. Classic.
Paul Newman is an oldtimer hockey player (he was actually pretty young in this one) who soon enough gets to know that the team he plays for is about to be sold to another town. So in order to get the buyers not so interresting, he hier the Hansons. Now that does the team more interresting for the buyers and the audience loves it and so do I.




13. Shurayukihime (Lady Snowblood)

”I am a woman who walks at the brink of life and death…”
Yuki (wich litteraly means Snow or winter in japanese) are borned in a prison and the only reson she is borned is so she can kill the men who raped her mother and killed her mothers husband and son.
If the premise sounds familiar then you´re right. Quentin Tarantino made his own version of this and named it Kill Bill.
Kill Bill is considered a masterpiece by those who have seen it, if you ask me? The closest I got to see kill Bill was when I stood in the line at the teathers waiting to buy a ticket and a bunch of guys came out and said ”I loved the fight when Uma killed the japanese girl”
I went out from the cinema and never went back. The reason why I wanted to see the movie was basicly to see Chiaki Kuriyama as Gogo Yubari. Yes it may seem strange that I havent seen the movie becouse of that, so sue me then.
And there is no way that Uma is as hot, cool and ice cold as Meiko Kaji is, on that I will Never agree. Never.

12. Ginî piggu: Akuma no jikken (Guinea pig: the devils experiment)

”Even the japanese found this so disturbing that they banned it!”
Infact it was banned and confiscated since the serial killer Tsutomu Miyazaki, who reportedly re-enacted scenes from the films as a part of his crimes.

Some men capture a girl and their only intention is to make her stuffer and die.
Is this really a movie?
Some might consider this to be a sick, evil twisted peace of shit.
I agree, without that shit part that is. Well, let´s be honest. This is more or less beating, humiliating, suffering, provocating and sick. And the sick part is maby that there is no real reson behind it whatsoever. On the other hand, how does anyone justify this? Can you put up a reson for doing a movie like this?
Charlie Sheen sure couldn´t and he was so damn sure that he have witnessed a snuff movie, so he called FBI. Charlie, we know you have problems now with beating your wife and all the other shit you are doing (and I ain´t speaking of his role in the smash hit show 2 and a half men).
If you by some strange wierd reason like to see a woman getting beaten like shit Ginî piggu will be the ultimate movie for you - you sick basterd.

11. Môjû (Blind beast)

In 1931 Rampo Edugawa started the whole franchise thing that now are called Torture porn.
So, that might scare some people off, torture porn is not something you watches and enjoys if you are not…???
Remember that this was first published back in 1931 in Asahi national newspaper. And in 1969 Aysuzo Masumura (the director), Yoshio Shirasaka (screenwriter)
Made this beautiful and daring (for that time) movie. No, there is not brutaly graphic violence in this and maby that is why Môjû is such a wonderful movie. More of an artistic movie, but the actors.. They are phenomenal.
It starts as an thypical horror movie, goes into a drama and ends in insanity.


10. The elephant man

”I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!”
John Hurt in his biggest role of his career, maby even the best male performance of all time (might be that Daniel Day Lewis was better in My left foot). The sad and warm story of John Merrick, he has lived for real, and his struggle for humanity. The movie is shot in black and white and it is so beautifully shot, masterful directed by David Lynch and you can clearly see that David, he surely Loves the characters in his movies. If you don´t cry when watching this movie you simply don´t have any soul.



9. Shichinin no samurai (Seven samurai)

”What's the use of worrying about your beard when your head's about to be taken?”
The master of chinamotography Akira Kurosawa at an age of 44 made this masterpiece, a movie that shall forever be looken ufon as the breaktrough of Toshirô Mifune. Possibly the greatest actor of his time, infact he was so famus and still is, that a danish movie was named after him to celebrate him (Mifune).
Toshirô is off course playing the half/semi crazy samurai Kikuchiyo. And man, does the actors of today have something to learn from that role. He more or less own every scene he is in. His phenomenal acting, his charisma, the sound of his voice.. So perfect.
As much as Robert De Niro is forever linked to Martin Scorsese and Johnny Depp is linked to Tim Burton.. No, that´s not even close -but you get my point Toshirô and Akira was The team.
More on Shicinin no samurai, some farmers have had it with the attacks on their crop that are being destroyed. So, there elder sends out some villagers to hire a bunch of samurais to help them protect their small village, they only find seven of them - but that might be enough even if the thieves are outnumbering them.


8. Dogme #1-Festen (The celebration)

”Father, I have written two speaches and now you can chose wich one of them I´ll read..”
Helge gather his big family to celebrate his 60th birthday out in the big family house. They are all there, his sons, his wife, his daughter, his staff… but someone is missing and we get to know why and who..
Now this party will soon enough get way out of hand.
This danish movie is a masterpiece, well that word ”masterpiece” is used a lot, but in this case it is something that should be taken serious.
The acting is top class, the script is daring, provocative and don´t lack anything that make this movie feeling bomring. It´s not one of the most entertaining movies you´ll see but if you looking for movies that will keep you interrested the entire time, Festen is something you can´t afford to miss.


7. Ringu

”Ryuji? When it's time for me to die... Stay with me.”
Hideo Nakata scared an whole world, me included, Wien he made Ringu with is based on a novel from Kôji Suzuki.
Sadako Yamamura is now a legend in her own time. As much as Jason (Friday the 13th franchise), Freddy Kreuger (Nightmare on Elm Street - wich I´ll go into in a later post), Michael Myers (Halloween), Pinhead (Hellraiser) - they all are modern horror icons. The thing with Sadako (wich actually means Chess child- Sada=chess ko=child) is that her background is not necceserly given away at once and she ain´t a killing slashing lunatic either. She is only, different from all the other children, oh and she is dead also and a konpaku (ghost).
The basic story is that if you watch the video tape of this well out in the woods, you get an phonecall that tells you that you are gonna die in seven days….hey, God (according to the bible) did make the earth in seven days (alltough he rested on the seventh day) so there might be some explenations to the seven day thing.. ^_^
Ringu was also the movie that started the whole new wave of japanese horror movies in the late 90s. An wave we see still to this day.


6. Seijyuu Den / Inju Seisen (Twin Angels. Sometimes also named Twin Dolls)

”I´m a prince, you better obey me or else…bleeeeeh”
Prince Onimaru tells one of many perverted sex demons that he and only he is the rightful prince.
This is actually a 6 part series (later on re released as a 2 part series) and it contains a lot of tentacles. This is maby the best hentai/tentacle of all time. Yes, Urotsukidoji is maby more famous but that hasn´t got the innocent, the humor and the great nasty sex scenes as Inju seisen has.
Ai and Mai are twins (hence the title) and they are both ninjas from the Morouko clan and their job is to protect Onimaru from the perverted sex demon. Alongside with Ai and Mai, Dekonobu is his loyal bodyguard.
Onimaru has been hidden inside a young boys body (approximently a 10 year old boy) to fool the perverted sex demons, but now, they have found him and Ai and Mai most show everything, infact they got naked a lot, of their skill to protect poor Onimaru.
As stated above, Inju seisen has a lot of horny tentacles in it. But there are also more to the story… well not much to be honest. I simply love this, there´s not much alse to say; Go on and get this - if you can find it still.



5.Wo hu cang long (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon)

”I am just playing around”
Jen in her cocky attitude, played by the phenomenal ZiYi Zhang, adresses her superior skill to her long time master Jade Fox (Pei Pei Cheng). We who have seen this movie, we absolutely love that line and the scene.
As I did mention before (in the top 10 movies of the decade) Wo hu cang long made me cry. Not only is it a heartbreaking story it is also one of the most beautiful movies of all time. It is poetic not only in what all the cast say, the fighting scenes and the incredible scenery is breathtaking.


4.Cannibal holocaust

”It´s better to rest in the warm stomach of a friend, then lie in the cold ground. ”
With a tagline like that you gotta love (or hate this movie). So what makes this movie so great?
It is not only an masterfully shot movie, it still today are talked about - not only for the brutal animal killing wich unfortunatly is real. Cannibal holocaust has also been in court for being accused to be an snuff movie. Not many movies has chocked people like cannibal holocaust has and still do.






3.The exorcist

”In here,. With us.”
Reagan (Linda Blair) lives with her mother - Ellen Burstyn - and something or someone changes Reagan.
Everyone, I guess, have allready seen this and rightly so. Therefor I wont go deeper into what the movie is about. Instead I´ll give some of the stories (truth and sometimes it may be urban legends about the recording of the movie).
During the shooting of the movie a lot of things happened, a lot of strange things.
Ellen Burstyn says that she was pushed by some unsen force into the wardrobe during a scene where Reagan/the demon later on slams the door. The filmcrew says that ”she flew trough the air by something..”
Close relatives to people in the staff died and or got mysteriously sick during the making of this movie.
Curtains, also mysteriously was let on fire on various occasions.
When the movie was yet once again put up onto the big screen in 2001 (This time called Directors cut) some new terrifying things happened. Jason Miller, who played father Damien Karras, died in an heart attack. Once again the rumors was out that The exorcist was an possesed movie. Had the devil or some other demons something to do with all the things that have happened?
Max Von Sydow, who played Father Merrin, has said that filming the exorcist was the most troubled movie he ever have made - and that goes from a man who have worked with Ingmar Bergman - so, you go figure.

And in a split first place.....





















1.Babe - the galant pig
”The Boss's husband's just playing a little game with you. Believe me, sooner or later, every pig gets eaten. That's the way the world works. Oh, I haven't upset you, have I? ”
Now this is The Big eye brow raiser I was talking about. Have I lost my mind, or is this list considered a big laugh?
No, absolutely Not.
I Love this movie and the feelings it gives me and what it says about life.
Everyone have heard, or maby even seen this movie and surely thinks that ”oh yeah the movie is about a pig who are somehow cute and he helps his boss” (James Cromwell - he should have been nominated atleast for his role).
To me this is much deeper then that.
Let me explain, you may be in situations in your life that may not fit you.
People may also try their best to tell you that you do Not belong here. This movie shows that you may conquer anything even if no one believs in you. Ok ok I get it it´s a funny loving family- or even maby only a kids -movie.
You have this little pig who manage to teach sheeps better then the trained sheepdogs does.
For me this movie is as brilliantly warm as it is funny. Yes I cry like a baby everytime when I see this and I ain´t ashamed of it. Even the creators of South park said it; ”Babe is the best movie ever made”
They might have been ironich about that, I ain´t.

1.Martyrs
”She wasn´t raped. We know that atleast…”
Only minutes into the movie we get this quote and atleast I started to wonder; What the hell have they done to her?
This built the tension of the movie untill it can´t get anymore horrifying, disturbing and great and this is only the start of this monster..
But it still gives me the same feeling everytime I hear that quote. I feel ill, nervous and curious for what the director/screenwriter Pascal Laugier is about to show us. And I can´t take my eyes or my mind of or away from the screen, how disturbing, strange and nasty things get, I can´t stop watching.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Tila Tequila

I´m so sad for you.

First she got shit for everything, then she got shit for something else, then for the engagement. Her wify falled asleep and Tila went out on Twitter and other forums to talk about it, she got shit for that.

Give the girl a fockin break.

I feel so for you Tila.
I lost my wife 3 weeks after our marriage (her sister actually did hold onto the ceremony). I also wanted to talk with people online and got shit, people was so extremely rude (still got comments about that) 3 years since now, and still getting hatred and shit for it.
I can´t believe the things you are going trough. Just checked the "interview" on your youtube account where this "police woman" started to ask you this stupid questions.

I feel so upset and ashamed about what humans can do to each other. I sneak in once in a while to your account on youtube and see the hatred from people putting comments, it makes me cry.

Stay strong Tila. You have thousands of true fans supporting you.
Never forget Tila, Always remember.

pekinobo

The wrestler

Nope, this aint a movie review of The wrestler. This is a story I wrote for a forum.
Rate comment, whatever, or simply don´t.
Take note that this is a perverted wrestler and nudity is in the story.

They enter the ring in their lingeries, I stand alone in the ring and the start
to trashtalk me; We gonna destroy you you sick perverted freak.
I climb up on the ropes, to get the audience cheering for me... but one of the
female wrestlers got an good hold on my foot. She slams me to the floor and just
1/2 second later another attack...kablam. A leg drop right between my legs.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that hurts....
The audience cheering for a quick finisher the teams special; Rub a rub silicon
dub. Where One of them slaps her silicons in the opponents face. After that the
opponent becomes so dizzy that a powerbomb is done and a legdrop, and a kick to
the balls, while one has her fat ass in my face...

And I was prepared for it all.
I know this Could happen if I wasn�t quick enough.
So, I made the light go out in the arena.
Quickly I took my dark vision glasses on me and tied one after the other and
put a gigantic ballgag in everyones mouth.

Let There Be Light, I said with an triumphent voice. And all vas tied up, half
stripped of their clothes and ballga....hey wait a minute there is one more
here...... it it IT IS ANGELA FONG, CHAE AN, CORI NADINE and DINA AL SABAH(who
is not any wrestlers) GAIL KIM AND LENA YADA....they all have a sadistic smile
upon their faces.....
Is this it for poor pekinobo?

Lena Yada was the first one to attack.. but, she didn´t attack me.
Lora was the one who got her ass slapped, SMACK. SMACK Lena knew what she was
doing and she loved the sound of her hand smacking that ass. SMACK, another one,
SMACK... Lora wimped and cryed out... MMMH MMMMMMMMFFFH with that ballgag in her
mouth.

Cassie did gat a big turn on by Lenas hand smacking the ass of her wrestling
team mate. But in order to be a protective functional team mate she kicked and
shouted to Lena.. Chae did soon enough got an hold of Cassies legs. Leg drop
her, she shouted to Gail who have climbed up on the top rope. Poor Cassie was
about to recieve a powerfull legdrop from Gail Kims sexy silky brown legs...
KABLAM, right over her big silicons. Hah.. said Dina, Let me powerbomb her.

Dina lifted up Cassie in the air like she was a doll. Cassie kicked and tried to
be free...MMMMMMMFFFFH...
Out of nowhere Cori came flying trough the air and made a dropkick on Cassies
boobs, Dina was still holding her like a doll.
SMACK....SMACK. Loras ass really got the beting and Lena did enjoy it.
SPLATT!!! The powerbomb from Dina made the audience gasp for air. It was so
powerfull.

Dina turned her head against pekinobo and blinked her eye, that was the signal.
First to go down by a dropkick to the chest was Gail.
Dina then put a sleephold on Cori and pekinobo pulled Coris top of and started
to lick her nipples...

Let her go! Let her go! Shouted Chae and came to the rescue... once again the
light in the arena was shut down.

The audience was stunned and silenced. You could hear a absolutely nothing..
beside some sounds like wrrr strtch chhhhhhhhhk chk...
what was that sound. The light seemed to be out forever, people started to
mumble silently to eachother "what is that sound?"....shhhhh hush someone
replied, listen...it sounds like...
wrrrrr.....chhhhhkkk chhhhhhhhk..
The unbareable silence, the audience was litterly on their toes, they wanted so
badly to know, they all tought they recognised that
sound..cccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhk chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhk... could it really be?
No... some people started to smile, thinking. No, they wouldn�t do that...or
would they?

chhhhhhhhhkkkkkk chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkk. .....and then it stopped.
The silence was terrifying, the tense in the air, what was the audience about to
see when the light came back on. If the light would come back on. It had to come
back on. They.......

KABLASH!!!!
The sound of the spotlight chocked the audience, now it was such a bright light,
to bright, after minutes in total darkness and now in bright light - no one
could see anything, just the fuckin�light. they all glimpsed with their eyes,
all aroused and their nervs was about to give them headache. Would they see what
they all tought they was gonna see, that sound....chhhhhhhhhhhhhhk it could
only meen one thing. And it did.

Slowly some could actually see something in the ring, the first gasp broke the
total silence, then another gasp and another....then more. They all saw what
their wildest dreams hade made up in their heads... but to see it.. it was,
beautiful.
Now their eyes had adjusted to the light and they all saw....
what you gonna find out in the final chapter.


They all saw the same thing.
No one actually dared to believe their eyes or even think any further when they
heard that sound.. chhhhhhhhhhhhhhk.
That sound that now when they saw what have happened in the ring it all became
so clear, so obvious now.

Lena Yada, Cori Nadine, Gail kim, Chae An - they have all get their tiny tight
dresses totally ripped apart. They where nude, taped with silver tape they lied on
the floor with wide open eyes. Dina who now had a whip in her hand said with her
sexy voice; Who gonna get a taste of this whip first? Maby you Cori? Your big
soft boobs sure need some whipping hmm..
or maby I take you Lena... or maby you Chae.... then Dina went silenced...the
audince went silenced aswell. Everyone, including Gail knew that she was the
only one left. Dina slowly turned to gail with a sadistic smile, or maby... you?
Dina put her head on the side and licked her own lips... Dina was a badass and
she so got turned on by this. Gail started to roll around in the ring, trying
anything to get out of there.
Dina went down on all four and crawled slowly to Gail.

Meanwhile pekinobo had got company by.. well, let�s call him M. They had talked
over msn and now they had all these sexy taped nude girls in the ring.
I�ll go for Lora...and Cassie said M with a smile.
You do that. I�ll start of with Cori said pekinobo.
All 3 of the girls got there big soft warm boobs squeezed and licked for
minutes. Chae and Lena had during all the sucking on the boobs rolled together
and tried to free themselfs.

Dina was now over Gails chest..
I always wanna be on top, so people can look up to me said Dina without any
smile this time. Dina ment business this now.
A quick turn and Dina had her back against Gails pretty face, Dina slowly locked
over her shoulder and said... Have you ever been 69 by another woman? Gails sexy
eyes was so big when she heard the words from Dina.. but they where not as big
as pekinobos or M�s cocks. infact they where huge. Imagine sucking licking on
the boobs of Lora or Cassie or Cori... no wonder they had such a hardon.

Cassie started to tremble in pleassure as M pinched one nipple and squeezed the
other breast... Lora kicked and tried to get the attention from M...did Lora
wanted some of that?
Cori, now there was some nipples that tasted good... yum..slurp.

Slurping did also Dina when she went down hard on Gail.
Dinas tounge rolled inside of Gails pussy, making her reaching climax.. Gails
body and sences was about to give in totally.. her whole body trembled in
pleassure. Dina sure knew how to lick a pussy.
MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oooooouw... Gail was
ready for her orgasm, Dina licked and played with her tounge on Gail clit.

The whole ring was shaking, imagine Gail Kim getting an orgasm, Cori Nadine
getting her nipples licked, Lora kicking and Cassie tremble and moving up and
down as M slaps her big silicons while fucking her pussy..

The audience couldn�t believe what they saw, but they liked it.
Finally there are some decent action in the ring tonight said a man who have
watched wrestling over 20 years.

Gail cum first, Dina whiped the cum of her face and stroke it all over Gails
legs who still trembled in pleassure.
Cori did also wet the ring... and she drooled also, she was lost for a moment
but after some mouth to mouth from pekinobo (he used his tounge that sadistic
freak) Cori managed to stay awake.

M?
Well, he still fucks Cassie and after that, he has lora on his "to do list".

Lena Yada and Chae an? Well after rolling out from the ring they started to
loose the tape that had hold them during the entire show. And in order to get
the first bit of tapes of the other persons body, they had to use their tounge
to lick the tape away and they did like it so much.

The audience went home, lucky and aroused, some was so inspired by the show that
they was gonna do this to their wife or man when they came home.

So all ended well?
Well, Lena and Chae told about their experience getting free and their
humiliation. They couldn�t understand that they have done such a thing to them.
Everyone was quiet.

Then M came up with an idea.
- We can always change the roles for tomorrow?
And they did.

The end

The wrestling babes

Angela Fong










Chae An

















Cori Nadine

















Dina Al Sabah

















Gail Kim

















Lena Yada

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Haiti earthquake

This will give some sleepless nights I guess.

I feel so sorry for the people living there.
There isn´t so much to say or write..

In not so many years ago (2004) the total destructive wave (called a tsunami) hit the south east asia countries such as, Thailand, Indonesia and Sri Lanka - they where the ones who got the heaviest losses anyway. Approximitly 220.000 - 300.000 lost their lives in a gigantic wave of water.
Think about that for a while... that´s 3 times the population of the city I live in.

Over 5.000.000 lost their homes and had to flee.

The power of the earthquake in Indonesia was as powerful as 1.500 Hiroshima bombs. And to make that a little more understandable, the horrifying power of that - read next or do stop reading now - believe me, I do understand if you don´t wanna read anymore.

The afterchock of the Hiroshima bomb made a six time wave across the globe.
SIX TIMES.
Do you understand the brutal power in that?
SIX FOCKIN TIMES!!!!
That´s so freaking scary that.. I´m lost for words.
My dad, may he rest in peace... he said he felt the first wave of chock after the Hiroshima bomb. And, he was 14 when the bomb exploded and he lived in sweden... (use the world map here http://www.mapsofworld.com/ so you can get a grip on the distance between Japan and Sweden)
and you migh understand how powerful and disgustingly scary this is.

Wanna hear/read some more scary stuff? I bet you do.
Tought that the 1.500 times stronger then the Hiroshima bomb sounded scary?
Well read this.
The Indonesian earthquake relieced the total energy of... I urge you Not to read further..
550.000.000 STRONGER then the Hiroshima bomb.. that´s FIVEHUNDRED and FIFTHY MILLION times STRONGER.
Are you getting to see the whole picture here?

But, I some how need to end this in the most "possitive way" I possible can.
The Inonesian earthquake in 2004 hit a 9.0 on the richterscale and the earthquake in Haiti was 7.4.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Top 10 movies of the decade

I will write some of in my oppinion the top 10 movies of the past decade.
Take note that I do have big grammar faults.
Also that Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi (Spirited away) did Not make the list. Don´t get me wrong, I Love the movie and Hayao Miyazaki is more or less God when it comes to anime.

The trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_2xiKA1sY













10.Sukeban Deka: Kôdo nêmu = Asamiya Saki


(Yo yo girl cop) Well I Love Matsuura Aya.
Her charisma is something you don´t see everyday. So what about the movie?
It´s a japanese so called “pop corn” movie, make yourself comfortable in your seat and enjoy the ride and the fun of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccVG_CfPRvI








9. Frontier(s)


In the midst of the Paris riots in 2005, Xavier Gens made a brutal and remarkable horror movie. Frontier(s) can not only be seen as a torture porn, it can also, in some way bee seen as a warning for what Might be about to happen If the ever growing right wing moments across the globe continues. Don´t believe me? Neither did people back in 1930´s.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_I3zv997qg







8.Furiizu mii (Freeze me)


About a womans revenge on her rapists.
Harumi Inoue, as Chihiro, is amazing as the frightened woman who later on gets her revenge. Not only has see lived with the rape, now she also gets taunted for the video (yes they taped the act) being sold. I say, they had it coming.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08QhCR8YKvc







7.Mang shan (Blind mountain)


A demonic debut (from the director Yang Li) about trafficking. A must see, brutal - not neceserly violent.
Mang shan is aslowphased drama, but don´t let that keep you away from this movie, this is an really important movie and topic.
An extra plus for the movie is that the villagers are infact no acters, they are normal villagers.
You will feel for Bai (played by Lu Huang) and the movie won the FACE awards in Istanbul for it´s Human rights issues.
Read more here
https://wcd.coe.int/ViewDoc.jsp?id=1277543&Site=DC&BackColorInternet=F5CA75&BackColorIntranet=F5CA75&BackColorLogged=A9BACE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hESnR20g0ow

6. Somtum


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRofMR1Bjps
An really funny action movie. Starring Nathan Jones (he is huge) and Sasisa Jindamanee - who actually is a national Muay thai champion. May not be as famus as Ong bak but a really great movie. Somtum is a spicy meal in Thailand and it makes Nathan goes on a rampage. Sasisa also stared in Kerd ma lui http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQYpqe9bD3U
(Born to fight) and that movie might have some of the craziest stunts I have ever seen. So why is that one not on this list? Becouse I had to put something else on this list, gotta have some comedies in the list, right?

5. Jisatsu sâkuru
(Suicide club)


This movie is… at first sight it is strange, really strange. But for me as a japanese filmfreak (yeah it´s ok to call me that) I see the dark specific japanese humor with a lot of people don´t understand. Some quotes from the movie?
-Kill yourself before you murder someone.
-That´s the spirit.
-Be a spirit.
And they all laugh, we who have seen the movie we might never fortet that scene.
Wanna check that scene out, here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8oNrfw1VOg
And here´s the trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF1NcI6yLTQ



4.La vallée des fleurs
(Valley of Flowers)


An epic beautiful story about lust, death and life. Beautiful shot and Mylène Jampanoï is Amazing. You will understand when you see this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk87L544DRM












3. Irreversiblé


Gaspar Noé made a movie that ends with an begining..or does it start with the brutal end? This is brutal, no matter how you see this movie. A movie that is most known for the 8 minutes long anal rapescene, so you know (or you maby don´t wanna know) how this movie will fuck you up.
It is, if you can see beyond the brutal scenes an poetik movie with some fascinating scenes. The taxiscene is just mindblowing. Be Warned, but see it if you haven´t.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7lRevBXZLg





2.Wo hu cang long
(Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon)


Another epic tale. Saw this 2 times in one day at the theaters and it made me cry, both times. The legendary stunt/fighting coordinator Woo-ping Yuen directed the amazing fightingscenes and yet today I have seen Nothing like it. It is poetry in motion. Jet Li was supposed to star as Li Mu Bai, he turned the offer down and made Romeo must die (ironichly it killed his career in some way). Chow Yun Fat was to star instead and as Woo-ping Yuen stated ”It´s easier for a actor to act with swords then a fighter to act”




Michelle Yeoh and Zhang ZiYi, there fight is breathtaking



4 oscars (a record it shares with a Swedish movie- Fanny & Alexander directed by Ingmar Bergman) as a foreign film. Should have won as the best movie also.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-NhukdpqjU
















And, the # 1. It is Not a movie....it is.......
















1. Martyrs
Actually this ain´t a movie, I call it a monster in moving pictures and sound.
We all have demons within ourself, a guilt we have to live with. But Martyrs is something that made me go back to write moviescripts. I can´t adress this enough, but the acting is simply AMAZING. I love you all for this. Give Morjana, Mylène an Jessie and Oscar or built an monument a statue - Anything. They All need a reward for there amazing performance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch

Monday, January 4, 2010

Nooo, please make them stop!!!

Catchy title eh?

Might even do a comic out from that..but, that´s another topic.

This will be a mish mash of, let´s see what I make out of it.

Got some news on Mongolian Death Worms, the new upcoming horror movie starring Cheryl Chin (yum yum), Samantha Nguyen (mmmm..^_^) and Vicky Pratt - people may say what ever they want, but I really like her films and I think she kicks ass. Hey even Kraken: Tentacles from the deep was a nice flick... me and tentacles you know.

Anyway, about the Mongolian death worms, they exist. Look it up for yourself. They can grow from 2 feet up to 5 feet (that´s 150 cm I guess) they live under the sand in the desert of Gobi...and here is the amazing this, they use either deadly shocks Or...hold on to your pants ladies and gentlemen.... they spit, Acid. How´s that for an horror premise?


Did I mention Cheryl Chin




















Or Samantha Nguyen


















I even might have mentioned Vicky Pratt

















Well now I did it twice and they all gonna be in Mongolian death worms. So you know I´m looking forward to that.
But, what about "please make them stop!!!"?
I saw that Steven R. Monroe is doing Mongolian death worms, so what about that?
He has done some ok low budgets before; It waits who starred Cerina Vincent. He also did Ogre (starred Katherine Isabelle, who actually had a body double in that shower scene in Freddy vs Jason, so don´t bather go there that she has done some nudescenes)
He also is under contract of doing the remake of.... I spit on your grave.
Of all what is holy, why the hell do anyone wanna make a remake out of that?

I might understand that some movies will be having remakes, some unfortunatly allready have, or being in production; Martyrs, Hellraiser (Pascual Laugier is Not doing that), Invasion of body snatchers (allready has to many remakes, see earlier post titled Remakes), Gwoemul, The crazies, childs play, Batoru rowaiaru, Scream, People under the stairs,Suspiria....and unfortunatly the list goes on and on and on..

So please please please. make them stop!!!

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Yuki


3 years since you fell asleep.

Your kind words, your always so warm gentle manner. The hope you hade for everyone. All that will I always remember you for.

"When people smile. You should smile, at least in your heart. Becouse a smile means that you are happy and I consider myself that becouse I got the best sister ever."

Yuki on why she loved Momo.

You will both be remembered. "HUFF"

Friday, January 1, 2010

The french revolution

Part 2


The french are Angry

And we all know why, or don´t we?

Well let me give you my toughts of why the french movie makers are so angry, frustrated and make their movies like they do.







Phan Thị Kim Phúc was 9 years old when her skin burned far beyond imagination, she cried and screamed for help.


She ran naked across the Vietnam village Trang Bang the 8th of June 1972 after the american napalm bombed her village..







In 2008, Jessie Pham runs away.



Broken, beaten, blody in her underwear, away from her torturere.
Phan Thi Kim Phúc did ran for real.
Jessie Pham did run in the movie Martyrs. See the similarity in the pictures?















Pascual Laugier created a monster with his Martyrs.



”In the midst of a tense period and following a shooting that killed an 11-year-old boy in the banlieue (suburb) of La Courneuve in June 2005, Sarkozy quoted a local resident and vowed to clean the area out "with a Kärcher" (nettoyer la cité au Kärcher, referring to a well-known German brand of pressure cleaning equipment), and two days before the 2005 Paris riots he referred to the criminal youth of the housing projects as voyous (thugs) and racaille, a slang term which can be translated into English as rabble, scum or riff-raff;[94] this was criticised as being inappropriate language by the French Communist Party's L'Humanité.[95]”
Read more under Controversies
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolas_Sarkozy














In 2007, Xavier Gens made a movie about the frustration and anger during the Paris riot. Frontier(s) had hit the big screen.



Frontier(s) starts as the Paris riots and burns after an right wing party (nazi party) has won the election.
So Alex, Tom, Farid and Yasmine flee the city (yes they are all muslims) and they somehow think that they are safe - but, they meet up with a group of Neo Nazis and gets tortured and beaten way beyond your wildest nightmares.
























The French Revolution (1789–1799) was made and the french king was killed.

Now, the french horror/extreme movie filmmakers such as Xavier Gens, Pascual Laugier, Alexandre Bustillo/Julien Maury makers of À l'intérieur a.k.a. Inside, David Moreau and Xavier Palud makers of Ils (Them, who actually also is based on a true story), Alexandre Aja ( Haute tension a.k.a. High tension or Switchblade romance)
and Gaspar Noe´ (Irréversible) tries to make their own french revolution.

Are you brave enough to join the revolution?
Or will we not learn anything this time either?

















Sidenote:
Morjana El Alaoui


(who plays Anna in Martyrs) is a muslim (born in Casablanca, Marocco. And in Casablanca, the 1942 movie with Humprey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman. Humprey and Ingrid are meeting eachother and Nazis aswell - them sick fockers are everywhere).









More about Phan Thị Kim Phúc and her foundation.
http://www.kimfoundation.com/

Also another foundation worth mentioning; The Hiroshima foundation. Edita Morris was born in Örebro Sweden.
http://www.hiroshimafoundation.net/IeIndexE.asp

....and, the horrors of the Hiroshima bombing. Of course there are movies about that also.
Hadashi no Gen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lDFLLKSkUg
Hotaru no haka
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbEyjUsWKZA

Hotaru no haka is based on the real events. It is an adaptation of the semi-autobiographical novel of the same name by Akiyuki Nosaka, intended as a personal apology to the author's own sister who lost her life during the Hiroshima bomb.

Isao Takahata was the only living animator involved on the project (Hotaru no haka) who had survived bomb blasts.