Saturday, May 8, 2010

Ghost in a teeny bikini


















http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0861773/


Muffin Baker

(Christine Nguyen) is a fictive B moviestar that in the verry first scene is strapped to a table in her bikini.









Ted Wood Jr (Voodoo) is her directing boyfriend. And as most of you might have guessed, yes it is an spoof on Ed "Plan 9 from outer space" Wood Jr and Voodoo - or as he is credited in both Tarzeena and Ghost in a teeny bikini - Alexandre Boisvert, his characters name is Ted in both of them.

Ghost in a teeny bikini (lets call it GTB from now on) has the same silly but yet funny dialog as Tarzeena has. Muffin gets a new script on a movie called For your thighs only,

she reacts in detestation with the words; What do they think I am, a piece of meat?
They guy who delivered the scripts nods his head and agree silently.

She also, from the same guy, receives a telegram that her uncle just passed away.
- Yeah!! Finally, says Muffin and gets exited.
And instead in giving him tip, she flashes her breasts.
It might sound like spoilers or not funny at all, but I laughed so hard. It is important that you do Not take GTB or Tarzeena serious, the cast seems to know exactly what kind of movies they are making - henche the spoof on Ted Wood Jr… or Ed Wood if you want.

GTB and Tarzeena has similuar stories, the leading female have just gotten an testamente from an uncle and they both celebrate it by having sex.
But the will can only be granted under special circumstances. In GTB Muffin Baker most go to an old mansion to get her share of 3 million dollars.

Arrival at the mansion














But she didn´t count on that Archibald Weisenheimer (Brad Bartram) have planned to kill her. Neither did Archibald count on a ghost in a bikini..













Splendid



Brad Bartram talks as if he was Montgomery Burns, you know Homer Simpsons evil cheif. He even copy the fingermovement when he at once time say splendid.
Nicole Sheridan is Tabitha the Ghost.
Evan Stone is Archibalds loyal servant Marsh who fucks the maiden Fuscia (Michelle Lay)
Syren is Madame Zola.

Both Tarzeena and GTB are directed by Fred Olen Ray and he more and more becomes some sort of hero for me.
Ouw and if you wanna know before watching any one of theese, they are both softcore with lot of nudity and sexscenes.

Some Sexscenes



GTB also outburst in some funny singing numbers (3 to be exact).
My guess is that everyone had a blast during shooting this movie.
If you will like it or hate it, who knows.

No violent, but Christine is tied up in both Tarzeena and GTB and that is a big bonus, alltough the scenes are way to short.
Speaking of big bonus; GTB also has some behind the scenes, with Tarzeena didn´t have, so that was nice to see. And yes, they sure looks like one big happy family.


Quotes from the movie
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Marsh explains to Madame Zola about what has happened.
- Now her horny ghost roams this hallways, looking for ways to fullfill her unearthly desires.
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Muffin is brokenhearted and sings.
- And even all the while, you did her doggystyle.
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Muffin is about to have sex with Tabitha.
Muffin- That doesn´t sound real..
Tabitha - It´s only a fantasy.
Muffin - Cool! I never been with a chick before.
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This page contains Spoilers on The ghost in teeny bikini
http://tarstarkas.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=520&Itemid=46

Trivia.
Muffin is reading a comic in her bed wich might be a hint to her upcoming role as Erico a.k.a. super ninja doll in Super Ninja Bikini Babes.. wich is another of Fred Olen Rays movies with the same cast.
SPOILERS at this link
http://tarstarkas.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=511&Itemid=46.

More on Fred Olen Ray
http://www.fredolenray.com/

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