Tarzeena

a.k.a. Tarzeena: Jiggle in the Jungle
a.k.a. Tarzeena Queen of kong Island
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1260948/
Mandy (Nichole Sheridan) has inherit millions of dollars from her father, but in order to get the money she and her boyfriend Ted (Voodoo) - they both has sex directly after the funeral - have to go and find her uncle and his daughter on the island known as Kong Island.





Jack Carver (Evan Stone) is their guide on Kong Island and he is also presented while having sex to Shana (Syren).
Mandy, her boyfriend and their lawyer arrives at Kong Island after a trip that are presented as a spoof of Indiana Jones movies. A map in the background and in the middle are various photos from boats, trains, railbuses and a space ship taking off!

The adventure begins














While at their cabin Jack has changed plans, he wants more then just the money he has been offered to be their guide. So what does he do? He have sex whit Mandy ofcourse.

Tabonga,


the gorilla is being under the control of Tarzeena at first, but to add some action to the story an insane doctor michrochips Tabonga to do his evil deeds.
What the evil deeds is? It is what the most of us would have wanted; to kidnapp Tarzeena and tie her up.


But first, Tarzeena has to teach Ted what jungle love is.














Tarzeena (Christine Nguyen) is introduced while taking a shower in the waterfall,

yes she is all nude. It´s not only the introduction of Tarzeena, the movie more or less starts whit that scene.








Tarzeena is a massive cheese fest, come on, when you have lion humping on a female lion














and shortly after a small kitty cat roars..

You do the math.












Also when Jack pulls his gun after the gorilla has taken Mandy in his arms, Ted says - Don´t shoot Jack, you might upset it.
Jack answers back. You don´t know Jack ( translated - You don´t know shit).

Even reading the back on the cover is hillarious. Let me quote;
- Color/Not rated/Contains Sexual Situations And Gorillas. -
Woow, like we didn´t know that allready.

This is a silly silly movie that doesn´t take itself to seriously. It only runs in 75 minutes and that includes the ending credits and the goofy behind the scene photages that starts even before the actuall endcredits.
This is a movie that could have gone on forever as far as I consern, simply becouse it is a funny b movie but most important Christine Nguyen is so yum yum.

So do not expect any masterpiece but do have fun while whatching this.

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Dr Mortimer to Shana.
- How dare you questioning my work? You are just an ignorant native girl.
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Ted and Tarzeena in an conversation
- Do you know any other tricks?
- I know jungle love..
- Does it hurt?
- It feels like this.
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Jack meets Ted after he has saved Mandy from an bad made CGI plant



Ted - Hey, what you two doing there?
Jack - Don´t worry, I was checking out her bush.
Mandy - Yeah, it was kind of gnarly.
Ted - I told her to trim that thing, but apparently she´s european…
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No trailer but in this link you can see a short scene from the movie, take note that it is from the end of the movie and Tarzeena is Not tied up.

MASSIVE SPOILER
http://tarstarkas.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=515&Itemid=46