Monday, May 10, 2010

Frank Frazetta



Many thanks Frank for all the wonderful work.
Without you, no Boris Vallejo.
Without you, maby nothing at all.















http://www.frankfrazetta.net/

http://www.deadline.com/2010/05/r-i-p-frank-frazetta/

http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/05/10/frank-frazetta-fantasy-illustrator-dies-at-82/

http://frankfrazetta.org/


The destroyer

Uzumaki


















http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0244870/
Uzumaki is based on the manga from Itō Junji, the japanese mastermind of stories such as Tomie, Gyo and Falling. His most well known manga is on the other hand Uzumaki. The 3 volume masterpiece is simply the work of a genius. So, how does the 90 minute live action movie holds up?

In the small town Kurôzu-cho strange things starts to happen and we are guided by Kirie Goshima ( Hatsune Eriko ).
She runs to meet her friend Shuichi Saito ( Fhi Fan) on their daily ride to school, in an alley Kirie see Toshio ( Ren Ôsugi ) the father of Shuichi. He is more or less under a spell, videotaping an snail climbing the walls.

Toshios obsession













The eary feeling it gives holds on for more or less entire movie. It gives you the same feelings the most of us had after watching Twin Peaks (the cult show/series of David Lynch) for the first time. You know, eary and strange people walking by, unexplainable events, intensive scenes on absolutely nothing at all.

Toshio gets blindly fascinated by the uzumaki - the spirals - and collects everything he can find that reminds him of the spirals.
The spirals can be seen in everything and anything.

The spiral is an ice cream



The shape of the snails shell.
The shape of soft ice cream - wich has an significant story in the early life of Kirie.
Curly hair.
The scene from above in the spiral stairs at school.
On your fingertips, there are spirals to.

When Kirie rests in her bed to have a look at her old photoalbum, we are given a flashback and story about Kirie and Shuichi complex relationship. The pictures in the album becomes alive - or in motion - and I really like that scene a lot. Even in Kiries early life the spirals has a significant meaning in a strange way.

As if that wouldn´t be enough, Higuchinsky the ukranian director of Uzumaki bombards the viewers with subliminal messages in front of spiral nummers such as 6 and 9 to name a few things. Soon your mind starts to see things that maby is not even there in the first place, or are they?

As for example, CGI spirals are carefully placed into the movie in two early scenes;
When Shuichi and Kirie arrives at the park, a spiral can be seen in the sand for a brief while before it dissapears.
Or as when Kirie walks to the Saito resident at night to deliever a gift, we see in the brick walls a spiral follows her.

As much as this review or the movie itself will keep you wondering what you just have witnessed, believe me, it is nothing to what the manga will do to you.
It is as much a strenght as a weakness it might seems, but the less you understand, alltough hints are given both in the manga aswell as the movie, the scarier and earier it gets. Becouse if you don´t understand what is going around you, let´s face it, the scarier it gets.

If you are into bizarre, strange, odd movies or stories Uzumaki is a movie for you. Better yet, the manga will be your greatest obsession.

Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd8a6BJT2cc

Website
http://www.lhp.com.sg/uzumaki/

Fansite of Itō Junji
http://junjiito.trilete.net/

More on the manga
http://manga.about.com/od/uzumaki/p/Uzumaki.htm

Trivia
U zu ma ki is the correct spelling in japanese/romanji.

In the behind the scene on the dvd Hatsune Eriko is asked to describe in brief words what Uzumaki is about and she says ” I can not say anything”








Myself? I can not agree more. This is a movie that is hard to understand and maby even apriciate. As well as it is a horror story it is also a story about the danger in becoming obsessed with something and how it devours you, completely.

When Kirie and Shuichi cycle by the angry policeman a wanted sign is on the wall, it is on the creator Itō Junji.













The movie was shot before the manga was completed and they end in different ways.

Can you see the spiral sign in the picture?

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Tarzeena





a.k.a. Tarzeena: Jiggle in the Jungle
a.k.a. Tarzeena Queen of kong Island
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1260948/
Mandy (Nichole Sheridan) has inherit millions of dollars from her father, but in order to get the money she and her boyfriend Ted (Voodoo) - they both has sex directly after the funeral - have to go and find her uncle and his daughter on the island known as Kong Island.





Jack Carver (Evan Stone) is their guide on Kong Island and he is also presented while having sex to Shana (Syren).
Mandy, her boyfriend and their lawyer arrives at Kong Island after a trip that are presented as a spoof of Indiana Jones movies. A map in the background and in the middle are various photos from boats, trains, railbuses and a space ship taking off!

The adventure begins














While at their cabin Jack has changed plans, he wants more then just the money he has been offered to be their guide. So what does he do? He have sex whit Mandy ofcourse.

Tabonga,


the gorilla is being under the control of Tarzeena at first, but to add some action to the story an insane doctor michrochips Tabonga to do his evil deeds.
What the evil deeds is? It is what the most of us would have wanted; to kidnapp Tarzeena and tie her up.


But first, Tarzeena has to teach Ted what jungle love is.














Tarzeena (Christine Nguyen) is introduced while taking a shower in the waterfall,

yes she is all nude. It´s not only the introduction of Tarzeena, the movie more or less starts whit that scene.








Tarzeena is a massive cheese fest, come on, when you have lion humping on a female lion














and shortly after a small kitty cat roars..

You do the math.












Also when Jack pulls his gun after the gorilla has taken Mandy in his arms, Ted says - Don´t shoot Jack, you might upset it.
Jack answers back. You don´t know Jack ( translated - You don´t know shit).

Even reading the back on the cover is hillarious. Let me quote;
- Color/Not rated/Contains Sexual Situations And Gorillas. -
Woow, like we didn´t know that allready.

This is a silly silly movie that doesn´t take itself to seriously. It only runs in 75 minutes and that includes the ending credits and the goofy behind the scene photages that starts even before the actuall endcredits.
This is a movie that could have gone on forever as far as I consern, simply becouse it is a funny b movie but most important Christine Nguyen is so yum yum.

So do not expect any masterpiece but do have fun while whatching this.

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Dr Mortimer to Shana.
- How dare you questioning my work? You are just an ignorant native girl.
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Ted and Tarzeena in an conversation
- Do you know any other tricks?
- I know jungle love..
- Does it hurt?
- It feels like this.
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Jack meets Ted after he has saved Mandy from an bad made CGI plant



Ted - Hey, what you two doing there?
Jack - Don´t worry, I was checking out her bush.
Mandy - Yeah, it was kind of gnarly.
Ted - I told her to trim that thing, but apparently she´s european…
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No trailer but in this link you can see a short scene from the movie, take note that it is from the end of the movie and Tarzeena is Not tied up.

MASSIVE SPOILER
http://tarstarkas.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=515&Itemid=46

Ghost in a teeny bikini


















http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0861773/


Muffin Baker

(Christine Nguyen) is a fictive B moviestar that in the verry first scene is strapped to a table in her bikini.









Ted Wood Jr (Voodoo) is her directing boyfriend. And as most of you might have guessed, yes it is an spoof on Ed "Plan 9 from outer space" Wood Jr and Voodoo - or as he is credited in both Tarzeena and Ghost in a teeny bikini - Alexandre Boisvert, his characters name is Ted in both of them.

Ghost in a teeny bikini (lets call it GTB from now on) has the same silly but yet funny dialog as Tarzeena has. Muffin gets a new script on a movie called For your thighs only,

she reacts in detestation with the words; What do they think I am, a piece of meat?
They guy who delivered the scripts nods his head and agree silently.

She also, from the same guy, receives a telegram that her uncle just passed away.
- Yeah!! Finally, says Muffin and gets exited.
And instead in giving him tip, she flashes her breasts.
It might sound like spoilers or not funny at all, but I laughed so hard. It is important that you do Not take GTB or Tarzeena serious, the cast seems to know exactly what kind of movies they are making - henche the spoof on Ted Wood Jr… or Ed Wood if you want.

GTB and Tarzeena has similuar stories, the leading female have just gotten an testamente from an uncle and they both celebrate it by having sex.
But the will can only be granted under special circumstances. In GTB Muffin Baker most go to an old mansion to get her share of 3 million dollars.

Arrival at the mansion














But she didn´t count on that Archibald Weisenheimer (Brad Bartram) have planned to kill her. Neither did Archibald count on a ghost in a bikini..













Splendid



Brad Bartram talks as if he was Montgomery Burns, you know Homer Simpsons evil cheif. He even copy the fingermovement when he at once time say splendid.
Nicole Sheridan is Tabitha the Ghost.
Evan Stone is Archibalds loyal servant Marsh who fucks the maiden Fuscia (Michelle Lay)
Syren is Madame Zola.

Both Tarzeena and GTB are directed by Fred Olen Ray and he more and more becomes some sort of hero for me.
Ouw and if you wanna know before watching any one of theese, they are both softcore with lot of nudity and sexscenes.

Some Sexscenes



GTB also outburst in some funny singing numbers (3 to be exact).
My guess is that everyone had a blast during shooting this movie.
If you will like it or hate it, who knows.

No violent, but Christine is tied up in both Tarzeena and GTB and that is a big bonus, alltough the scenes are way to short.
Speaking of big bonus; GTB also has some behind the scenes, with Tarzeena didn´t have, so that was nice to see. And yes, they sure looks like one big happy family.


Quotes from the movie
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Marsh explains to Madame Zola about what has happened.
- Now her horny ghost roams this hallways, looking for ways to fullfill her unearthly desires.
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Muffin is brokenhearted and sings.
- And even all the while, you did her doggystyle.
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Muffin is about to have sex with Tabitha.
Muffin- That doesn´t sound real..
Tabitha - It´s only a fantasy.
Muffin - Cool! I never been with a chick before.
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This page contains Spoilers on The ghost in teeny bikini
http://tarstarkas.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=520&Itemid=46

Trivia.
Muffin is reading a comic in her bed wich might be a hint to her upcoming role as Erico a.k.a. super ninja doll in Super Ninja Bikini Babes.. wich is another of Fred Olen Rays movies with the same cast.
SPOILERS at this link
http://tarstarkas.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=511&Itemid=46.

More on Fred Olen Ray
http://www.fredolenray.com/

www.retromedia.org

Friday, May 7, 2010

Movie reviews

This is what you can expect here soon.

Tarzeena
Ghost in a teeny bikini
Voodoo dollz
Buppha Ratree
Marebito
Uzumaki
Yogen (Premonition)
Kataude mashin gâru
The Hajirai Machine Girl. Wich Is a spin off from Kataude mashin gâru
Kerd ma lui
Sukeban Deka: Kôdo nêmu = Asamiya Saki
Sheitan
Saint Ange
Ju-rei
Honto ni atta kowai hanashi
Honto ni atta kowai hanashi: Dai-ni-ya
Kiseichuu: kiraa pusshii
Marock
Gwoemul
Silk
Bunshinsaba
Ryeong
Kaidan Shin Mimibukuro
Shisha no gakuensai
Shiryôha
13 game sayawng
Gwai wik
Tonari no Totoro

The infamous "Harawata trilogy"
Shojo no harawata
Bijo no harawata
Gômon kifujin

And... a lot more surprises aswell.
Don´t worry, I write in english either the movies are in japanese, french, mandarin/cantonese (chinese) or korean.
Each and every movie will have the original title displayed, that is me showing respect to the people behind each particiluar movie.
However, the "international/english" title will be avaiable in each and every review.
Links, trailers, stills and trivia will hopefully also be posted.

Hopefully this will start tomorrow.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

I Spit on Your Grave



















a.k.a. Day of the woman
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077713/
Jennifer Hills (Camille Keaton) is an aspiring writer from New York who leaves
the big city for writing a book. She has inherited an house in the countryside
where she will relax, swim nude in a lake, write on her book and get brutaly
gangraped by some men..














I spit on your grave starts slowly and increases to the level that it is in some
scenes hard to watch.
The rapeists are presented as young boys/teenagers (alltough they are acted by
25+ year men). When they see Jennifer in her bikini they show of by crousing
their boat round and round in circles.

Later in the movie they do the same thing, when she is sunbathing in her canoe.
They circle around her, shouting and making noise and takes her to the woods.

Matthew,


the guy with the glasses, is a bit wierd as in a bit slow in the head.
He as first sight seems to be the "the conscience" in the group on the same
level as the guy with glasses in Gutterballs has if you understand. Matthew is
taunted on by the other three men after the first rape - You gonna die a virgin.

I spit on your grave uses metaphores as much as it relies on what is shown on
the screen. For example, after the rape they read her novel and taunts her by it
and rips the paper into pieces. Jennifer is later on putting the pieces together
with tape. Clearly showing that they have destroyd her life and that she tries
to put it all together.
However, as most of you allready know - she takes an brutal revenge on each and
everyone of them.

I spit on your grave is, sadly being remade in hollywood as many other classics
are. Yes I spit on your grave is a classic and considered the "mother of all
rape revenge movies". But, for me personally, I put Furiizu Mii a.k.a. Freeze me
way infront of I spit on your grave.

Furiizu Mii has a review here by the way.
http://pekinobo.blogspot.com/2009/12/furiizu-mii.html


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- Where you from? New York? You come from an evil place..
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- I can�t cum, I can�t cum. You are intrupting my concentration.
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Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKCys3sd8Bw


More on the remake
http://shocktillyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?id=15042

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1242432/

Trivia about the original I spit on your grave.
The producer Jerry Gross hired an model for being on the cover.

The screenwriter/director Meir Zarchi was having a picknick with his daughter in
a park in New York, October 1974, when a naked teenage girl comes running
towards them. She is covered with dirt, has multiple cuts over her body and her
jaw is dislocated. She has managed to escape a gangrape and the 2 rapists attend
of cutting her troath. In order to work trough the traumatised event, Meir
started to write the script.

Meir Zarchi actually prefers the title Day of the woman over I spit on your grave.

Camille Keaton was 28 when she shot this movie and her grandfathers brother was
the legendary Buster Keaton. Buster was known not only from doing his own
stunts, his nickname was stoneface, due to he never showed any emotions in his
face. Camille, atleast in the second half in the movie doesn�t either show any
emotions wich is understandable.

I spit on your grave have been, or still is, banned in the following countries;
Finland, Australia, China, Phillippines, Singapore, Thailand, Malaysia, New
Zeeland, Canada (Nova Scotia and Ontario regions), Iceland, Norway,
West-Germany, Ireland. In sweden it was released at first without any cuts,
later on all copies was confiscated in the early age of video
entertainment(1980s).

An female make up artist left the shooting of this movie, it later on was known
that she left becouse of the trauma after she has been raped earler in her life.

An unofficial sequal has been made, staring Camille Keaton, Savage Vengeance
a.k.a. I Spit on Your Grave 2: Savage Vengeance
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0179458/

I Spit on Your Corpse, I Piss on Your Grave
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0325597/
Has not so much to do with the original movie except the hint in the title. A
review will be posted soon though.

An reporter have asked Camille if she was raped for real during the movie. Her
reply is as legandary as the question is stupid. Camille said - Yes I was, and
I cut the guys dick of for real also.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Goal

katachi no nai mono bakari hoshigatte sabishikunatta
nichijou wo ou no ga seiippai de soko ni saku hanami otoshiteta
bokura wa doko e mukau no

jibun rashisa ni kodawari sugiru hodo chissakunatta
osanai koro mita yume no hanashi ima mo kokoro no oku ni shimatte aru
yozora miagete kimi no koto wo omotte utau yo

bokura wa tabi no tochuu de nandomo Janpu kurikaeshi
koko ni iru yo tte sakende iru
korondemo na ohai agari arukidasu
Go-ru wa mada mienai keredo

mirai no boku ni ima aeru no naraba tazunetainda
nagareru sorame no mae ni tsuzuiteru kono michi wa nee tadashii yo ne
fukitsukeru kaze kimi no yasashii koe wo hakobu yo

bokura no tabi wa tsuzuku yo itsuka kawashita yakusoku wo
mune no Poketto ni shimai nagara
mubou na jikan wo koete tadoritsuke
tsuyosa mo yowasa mo dakishimete

bokura wa doko e mukau no