Jennifers body

Well well well... so I finally(???) seen the big horror movie of last year. No seriously, some "horrorfans" have been raving about this for quite some time now, hey, they did even before there was a trailer out. All they know was basicly that Megan Fox was is it.









Shouldn´t you guys learn how to use google?


























Anyway, it starts as expected, Megan..no, sorry, Jennifer is in her bed, we got a close up to her lips..not her pussy lips (sure there are some "leaked videos out there somewhere so use google) and she more or less teases with some licorice between her lips and uses her tounge.. yeah, that sounds more like a semi porno movie now doesn´t it?

I totally understand that this is one of those movies that simply will make you buy a ticket (it didn´t go well at the cinemas after all) or buy the dvd or blue ray, simply becouse you wanna see jennifers body. Still confused how google works? Hey, if you really wanna see some dirty fantasies with Megan, give me a hint and I might do a BDSM comic of it, for real.

Anyway, the most "negative" things/reviews of Jennifers body...the movie that is, is the "boyband", here are some of the reactions and quotes from reviews.
- "They are assholes!"
- "They are ducebags!!!"
- "They look like they are gay!!"

Why even bother?
Is it becouse they got Jennifer drunk and "took her in their van"? <--- notice that "took her in their van" has nothing to do with as in THEY FUCKED HER IN THEIR VAN!!! I bet they did anyway
So, why the ducebag thingy?
Why even bother?
You pay to see Jennifer or Megans body - ooooh she´s N-U-D-E!! in the movie.. so? Use google. All the best pics is still out there and they where even to begin with, you know; marketing thing. Just like transformers 2. They have fooled you and.. well, along with the review now shall we?

Some might say, hey but the script was made by the oscar nominated scriptwriter of Juno. So they script can not be that bad.
Don´t fool yourself ladies...or guys. You know why you saw this movie in the first place.

It´s a horror movie with an original touch to it.
heh..sure. Whatever works for you.
The story has been told before

or



They couldn´t even be original about the poster. So what to expect?















Some see this script as a feminine/lesbian thing since Jennifer and her "nerdy" friend has glasses and holding hands.
I rather say this movie is about puberty. Maby even confirmation.. Or the horror of coming into the puberty. The raging hormones and all that young girls do get when going from young girl to.. a girl with raging hormones. To bad though that they had to have +20 years in leading roles. I even bet they are +26years, maby older. Don´t get me wrong here, I might have taken the "sublimitive message" about this movie all wrong, but what I mean is that buperty comes (as a horrifying news) when you are young and Not when older as +25 years and having an reaction as in "ooooh what is this?" How do I react to all of this anyway?
But hey, I have never had one so what the hell do I know.

As for the "scary scene" when Needy (the girl with the glasses) calls her boyfriend after the "terrible" (kidnapping?) on Jennifer, someone rings at her door and she´s soooooo afraid. She goes downstairs, checks her basement door( that would probably be checking her lower regions as I see it) and then the water drips from the tap. We all may interpirate this in different ways, but that was what I saw and got from it.



Once again, you´re so easily tricked. Relieze your hormones, but please use google, it is safer and cheaper.


On the other hand, the main reason why I saw this movie was Valerie Tian. Yes she was in Juno aswell (wich I haven´t seen by the way).

















So I ain´t "blaming" you for spending money on bad awful movies... I am as easily fooled as you are.

More clues (or overreacted interpritations) on the "puberty" thing and other thoughts about various quotes from the movie.


















- "That´s right son, let it all out."
Hmm, wonder what should be let out? Sperm? or what?

- " It´s jamming Jasmine"
So, Jasmine is a female name, but, also Jasmine is a flower, and flowers do fold open when ready to..blossom.
Jasmine is also arabic and means "Gift from God"
So why are they talking so much about God anyway in this movie?

" I am a God"
Jennifer after one of many killings

" They pinned you to a three with nails, just like J.C. (Jesus Christ) "
Needy´s mom tells about her nightmare

Needy loosing her virginity.
The scene mixes with Jennifers killing of a guy (we only see the reflection/shadow from that). Still it can be interpritated in the horror, enjoyment, fascination/exploring your true self and hope in loosing your virginity..and, yes the blod actually drips as it can when you loose your virginity.



Diablo Cody, the writer of Juno and Jennifers body. Maby the answer is right there? On why the constant references to virginity, exploring your sexuality, Jesus, God...and the devil. Diablo is after all the spanish word for..Devil. And the obvious, the movie takes place in a small town called Devils kettle falls (Devils cattle falls). Wich could be translated to; The devils followers looses.

The ritual.

Can be seen as an "invite" or "warning". Some people do believe that people with fame only have got where they are after they made a pact with the devil. The interesting part in this, the devil pact, many many people are 100% that this is true.







They often calles Illuminati for being devilworshipers,
their knowledge says to come from the devil and they only can get it from commiting an pact with it (devil as an entity you know). So, the group Low shoulder in this movie, well they got their fame after the ritual on Jennifer.
Lower your shoulders and praise...






oh, almoust forgot. Ahmet was the first victim. The guy from India you know. Well Ahmet is an arabic name..or muslim name if you want.
And he made his first scene shortely after Jennifer has got the 9/11 drink, shots, and she even says "The ones isn´t as big as the other" The twintowers wasn´t equaly big..and guess what? The bar actually falled down, in a fire.
See the same thing as I do?
Or did you simply see Jennifers body?

Note:
Alltough this movie is bad, it was fun to write about it and I actually think you should look into it, try though to see it as the horror comedy as it is and don´t seek for the hidden messages, if there are any whatsoever.
Finally; Lance Henriksen, you know he who faught The Illumminati as Frank Black in one of the best tv series ever; Millennium. So, more clues or simply just me overreacting?