- You´re an amateur, an ranked amatuer.
- What a terrible name, we might just call it dirt.
Sometimes quotes from movies says more about the movie then a review does...
Once again the good robots fights the evil robots in this CGI mass effective blockbuster piece of crap.
The first movie was so plain awful and this is one of the worst movies I´ve ever seen.
Sure there are explosions and giant and even smaller robots in it, but this is more or less garbage and should therefor be judged as one.
If you are a teen with raging hormones and think that action movies should have the following.
- Explosions
- A stripsequence (yes Megan Fox actually strips)
- gunfire
- no memorable acting
- stupid "jokes"
- bad acting
- A robot humping on Megans leg
- Explosions and running people in slow motion
- John Turtorro showing his ass
- "sad music" being played as one of the good robots dies..
Then this is for you.
The rest of us will probably be so angry that we have been so dumb watching this that we might consider a weekend at the nearest sanitorium or something.
Annoying script and even more annoying characters that put shame on themself for being in a movie like this.
Transformers 2 is like a walt disney (Copyrighted Trademark of Walt disney company and bla bla bla etc etc) or pixar (copyrighted of Pixar entertainment and so on bla bla bla) movie with explosions and a Megan Fox spreading her legs while climbing over an motorcycle.
Transformers is also a really long and stupid music video suited for MTV (copyrights of stupid channel going bananas) where you have all these bling bling cars and shiny new motorcycles.
Oh.. and this time it actually has a facialshot... I wonder if they gave this guy some credit for it?
On the other hand, the majority surely have mostly wanted to see a facialshot like this
It has been a lot of talk about this movie most it´s been about the racist stereotypes as for the two cars/robots.
And surprisingly not that Megan is in it.
This movie is so overhyped that is sickenings me in some way.
Sure they have to marketing a movie to get it out there, selling tickets and stuff. But also becouse they most certainly know that they can´t be proud of this movie, there is no way that they can.
I understand that a movie like this should be a pop corn movie, something you watch and enjoy once.. but it´s not even enjoyable to watch so there is a big problem right there.
I also has stated before that I never have been into the story of transformers so I guess this movie or the franchise is not for me - however. A big explosive actionpacked block buster movie should atleast be fun to watch right? Hey even G.I. Joe had it´s moments, but then I collected those figures and played with them.. in a none sexual way.
The thing is also that you´re supposed to care for the robots and the humans that fight against the evil robots but I feel nothing, I didn´t even get a hard on looking at Megan.
Alltough a movie has spectacular CGI effects it doesn´t mean that you just can give a shit about the script, hey I guess you can after all. If you by some strange reason feel you have 2 1/2 hour of your life to give away, sure check it out but don´t come crying to me and say I didn´t warn you. Stay away from this. Search pictures on Megan on the net instead becouse after all this movie and the franchise is all about her and the raging teenage hormons.
You are so easily tricked...
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